Why does Rogue like Magneto?

He's attractive.

What's brown and sticky?



No need to send me a code. I already have plenty I'm not using.

A horse walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Here's a bad joke:



Just had to

Now heres a hilarious one for ya...

Knock Knock...
(who's there?)
The Po Po at your door for mail fraud. Hope you like Jail, rex!

duck walks into a bar. bartender pours a drink and asks how he' doing. duck says, i'm tired. been in and out of puddles all day long with my friends huey and duey. second duck walks into the bar. bartender pours a drink and so are u huey or duey? huey says, yup that's me, huey, and i could use that drink. been playing real hard going in and out of puddles all day with my friends. it was exhausting. third duck walks into the bar. bartender pours a drink and says hey i bet your duey..duck says no. i'm puddles....

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who.

Q: How does an elephant put on a condom?
A: take the "c" out of ice, and the "f" out of way.

A pirate walks into a bar with a big ships wheel sticking out of the top of his pants. The bartender says," isn't that uncomfortable?". The pirate responds, "Yaaarrrr, it drives me nuts!"

And finally why do all of the trees in Wisconsin lean a little bit towards Minnesota? Because Minnesota sucks!!!

Who did Batman not invite to his birthday party?

His parents.

You wanna hear a real joke?

Mutant Rights.

That's messed up, LOL.

Q: How many Ramones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 1-2-3-4!