That should be evident from the large amount of blood and corn found in the laundry basket.

I had an epiphany. I'm going to have a text message draft/template on my phone that says:

The MetroPCS customer you are trying to reach added your number to their blocked list. To remove your number from this list, go to https://goo.gl/SsAhv and follow the instructions.

Starring Daniel Day Lewis as an eccentric septic tank magnate.

Blood and Corn sounds like a band that would open for Mastodon at the local civic center.

I fell asleep during mastadon's set when i went to see Dethklok play.

Good for you! Just another usual Thursday morning,then?

I know, I've seen your artwork.

I know Brent Hines of Mastadon, was very good friends with his younger brother. Have not spoken to him since just after his brothers funeral though.

Miss talking to them both... but do not feel right talking to Brent with out his brother around any more.

Just let him know that you used to be called Styx, and that should make it easier to converse.

I feel like ads on YouTube have taken a lot of the fun out of a good rickroll. Instead of following a link and getting blasted by never gonna give you up, you follow the link and get "your video will start after this ad."

Being in Bud's basement would be so awesome instead of being in class right now...

Well, of course it would be.

Good thing you were at class. It would have been a bit awkward with your family down there if you'd shown up.

Not as awkward as killing the thread though.

That's MY job.