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The young woman who had narrowly escaped the clutches of the little blue freeks screamed as she saw the feral mutant flying through the air as if thrown by a metallic giant from the roof across the way...Spidey turned as she screamed in time to see Logan land on the balls of his feet, turning rapidly and muttering "sorry lass" as his fist connected to the back of her head; knocking her senseless. The sound of Adamantium on bone was loud when heard close up.
the collection of heroes nearby looked on in dismay. Spidey was the first to react, he swung the webbing up and around; the car within picking up momentum as he brought it over his head, plummeting towards Logans back. For a brief second it looked like spiderman had misjudged and missed his target when a hapless seagull careened off the web-bag of car and flew erratically away shaking its head. That slight bump was all the car needed to right its path and slam down on top the X-man.
Moon Knight said "well that takes care of one of em"
"not so fast" remarked DD even as claws cut there way out from underneath the buick....and a beserk Logan stood up growling.
Spidey remarked "detroit just dont make em like they used to"
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a few minutes earlier Felicia Hardy looked down as the two little blue guys came toward her with lust apparent on their little white hatted heads..."can we play too" they were asking when she smiled and lept over their heads saying..." 16 will get me 20, sorry boys...cant wait around to see your shortcomings"
up the wall she followed her patented cats claw line where she startled a flock of seagulls as she jumped from the buildings edge to land out in the street...she spun in time to watch petey swing that webbed up car downwards...when one of the displaced seagulls bumped it and down it crashed....
she gasped as Logan came out and said "Grrrrrr. that wasnt smart Pete!"
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mary jane watson-parker...saw all this from the birds-eye view of the channel 7 news copter....and said. "oh Peter what have you done now!"
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Smurfs everywhere watched the black and white clad woman bounce over the roof...and i do mean bounce...and about 70 or so mouths muttered holy smurf....and smurf hearts everywhere beat fast...as Felicia Hardy...the Black Cat, became the heart throb of the smurf world. years from now her centerfold would be pinned up, with staple holes in her navel, in the houses of smurfs world over.
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Live Theme or Die! (Heroclix Motto)
"got any dragons you need slain?" Oscar Gordon, Glory Road by Robert Heinlein
Evil Teams
Glorfindel’s Syndicate = 0
ALC’s Black Justice Society = 0
Richard’s Nasty Boys = 1 (Koed Civilian)
Doom Medic’s Bad Hair Day = 1 (Koed Civilian)
"Nature has placed nothing so high, that valour cannot overcome it."
Alexander of Macedon
“Why did you run out here without my Lackey?” Deathstroke was glaring at the young soldier.
“I saw a car like this once at the World’s Fair. I like cars. I just had to see it up close.” The soldier stared at the Saturn in awe.
“La! La! La-la la! LA! La! La-la! La! La!” the sound came from the bushes across the street. As the singing grew louder a little blue monster stepped out. It was Target Smurf.
“Target, smurf back here. Those two in the car have smurf!”
Target danced madly on the sidewalk.
“For the love of God sir, what is it?” The soldier was shaking as he said it to Slade.
Deathstroke drew his weapon, “Dead, that’s what it is.” He fired hit it and blew it off its feet and then it rose back up and began dancing about madly again. “Run back to Despero on the roof of that building behind us. Run for you life!”
Up on the Roof . . .
Despero stood looking at the three little blue men. They were Larry Smurf, Curly Smurf, and Moe Smurf. He couldn’t believe his three eyes. They were fighting over him.
“I smurfed her first Larry!”
“No, I smurfed her first Curly!”
The two began exchanging blows. Moe Smurf approached Despero. “I am sorry m’am but we ain’t never seen a big Pink Girl Smurf before.”
Despero backhanded Moe Smurf across the roof. “I am not a Smurf!”
The two smurfs looked where Moe lay unconscious. ”Good, Moe’s out of the race!” Then they went back to fighting.
Nasty Boys Action
Despero attacks Smurf at B21. Def. 13 - Att. 12 = need 1 (Anything but Snake eyes!) Rolled 6,1=7 hit. Smurf takes 4 clicks and is KO’d.
Deathstroke attacks Smurf at N20. Def. 13 - Att. 9 = need 4. Rolled 2,6=8 hit. Smurf takes 2 clicks.
Positions
U Despero @ A20
E Deathstroke @ H19
R Easy Co. Medic G19
R Lackey A19
Smurf Story
“There’s another one! Smurf him! Smurf him!” Brainy Smurf squealed with joy.
Poet and Hefty Smurf looked at each other and said, “Whatever Papa Smurf says!”
Brainy smiled to himself and thought, ‘Soon the Smurfs will be mine. All mine. I will have Smurfette to my smurf and no one will be able to stop me.’
Smurf Actions
Smurf at NN29 attacks Civilian at MM30. Def. 13 - Att. 7 = need 6. Rolled 1,6=7 hit. Civilian takes 1 click.
Smurf at LL31 attacks Civilian at MM30. Def. 12 - Att. 7 = need 5. Rolled 2,4=6 hit. Civilian takes 1 click.
Smurf at LL30 attacks Civilian at MM30. Def. 11 - Att. 7 = need 4. Rolled 3,5=8 hit. Civilian takes 1 click and is KO’d.
Hawkgirl pushes (Willpower) and ranged combat attacks the Smurf in II14. Def. 10 – Att. 8 = need 2. Rolled 1,5 = 6 hit. Smurf takes 2 and is Koed. (Really starting to like Hawkgirl!)
Hawkman Charges to FF14 and attacks the Smurf at FF13. Def. 11 – Att. 8 = need 3. Rolled 3,3 = 6 hit. Smurf takes 2 and is Koed.
Black Adam Rests
Final Positions
E Black Adam JJ12
V Hawkman FF14 @
E Hawkgirl KK12 @@
Allied with Wakandaman
Allied with Glorfindel
Smurf Moves
G24 to G21
G25 to G22
X44 attacks Civilian in W43. Def. 11 – Att. 7 = need 4. Rolled 2,6=8 hit. Civilian Koed.
"Nature has placed nothing so high, that valour cannot overcome it."
Alexander of Macedon
Hey Glorfindel, it seems to me that all of your smurf moves were illegal. The first one was inside 10 spaces of your guys at the start of your move. The others were inside, or were moved inside, 10 spaces of your ally ALC. You're not allowed to move any smurfs within 10 of you or your allies.
Christ did not come to condemn the world, but to save it.