What was the original curator of the Flash Museum's formal training in?

Umm... maintaining a (you had to see this coming) petting zoo.

More specific please.

Shakespearean actor?

Correct. I'll let you two decide who ought to get it though.

No, JTR can have it. "Shakespearean" was a gift; what other kind is there? You never hear of anyone being trained as Three Stoogerean actor (although Rob Schneider probably was).

That's just wrong. The Stooges had and still have more class and are far and away better comedic actors then Rob Schneider or Pauly Shore or Carrot Top or any others from the 90's and upward to the present day. The Stooges may not have been the greatest, but they are far and wide greater then Rob Schneider and those of his ilk.

That said, since you don't want the thread, I'll take it and ask a question that involves Shakespeare...

Lex Luthor???

Repped for truth.

That awesome purveyor of puzzles, none other than the Riddler!

For a moment there, I thought you wouldn't agree.

Hey, I have Three Stooges in Santa suits on top of my monitor at work! (And my screen saver is Larry giving the camera the finger.)