Fine.

I'll attack the other zombie using my Wrench-Crow. (Body)

You get the priest to safety while I keep it occupied.

Tackle. Body.

Headbutting would be brains though, right? I mean you are using your head...

Apparently not, if you're headbutting a headsucking monster.

I'll pick up a dead body, impale it on the lever, thus holding open the gates, and then carry the priest to safety. (Body)

Excellent. Well played.

Sorry for the delay guys, I've got a wicked cold. Don't know if all actions are in or not, but I don't think I'll get to the write-up today.

Sorry for the delays again guys. Give me until Monday to get healthy and we'll start up again. This is not going to die, by damn!

Haha, we have faith in you TBB!

Aaaaaaaaand my computer gave me the blue screen of death last night. Now it won't boot up. Lovely. It's going into the shop today.

####ing ####, guys. ####ing ####.

You should have let someone else start the third game

Well, my family has two computers, so I should still be able to start it back up again tomorrow, but still.

What the ####.

But yeah, I have at least 3 more worlds planned, possibly more. I'm not letting this thing collapse.

Space Jawa opens the door fully and edges into the dark room. He pays special attention to the ceiling, and strains his ears for signs of attack. Unfortunately, or perhaps very fortunately, the darkness makes it impossible for him to see where he is going, causing him to run straight into a number of barrels. He stumbles, but manages to right himself, though not without knocking one of the barrels over. It tumbles forward, and falls over the precipice of a gaping hole in the floor, a fate Jawa would have shared were it not for the barrel's intervention. As the barrel descends, it bounces against the walls of the shaft, sending loud echos throughout the room. A final, resounding thud signifies the end of it's long drop.

Sky drags a dead body to the lever and attempts to impale it upon the lever, but to no avail. Either the lever tears straight through the flesh, or he finds the lever not strong enough to puncture. Unable to find a middle ground, Sky stands guard over the fallen priest.

Stranger leaps at one of the remaining zombies, and lashes at it's head with his wrench and the crow bar. Unfortunately, he was a bit too enthusiastic, while being a bit too uncoordinated. The paths of the weapons cross mid-swing, causing them to become tangled. Though they strike the monster, the blow lacks strength. The monster grunts in pain and turns to face Stranger.

The headcrab stalks closer to Wade. From his currently position on the ground, Wade has few options, and takes the best one available to him. As the creature nears his feet, Wade lifts his legs high into the air and slams downward with his heels. His strike is dead on, and the creature squeals as it dies.

Pax attempts to tackle the zombie advancing on Wade, but due to his limp, spaghetti-like limbs, he trips and falls on his face first. He gets all muddy, and everyone who sees that isn't direly wounded, locked in combat, or dead, laughs uproariously. The zombie doesn't notice the failed attack, and stands over Wade, rearing up to strike down at him.


Wade and Jawa get XP. Hopefully people will see the game has resumed, and I won't need to send out pm's.

I can't walk?

Terrible.

You have 0 body, which means you can barely walk.

Like a newborn horse