Nope. You had to do something soon after.

I would have won if I wasn't wearing these really tight latex pants...

I said it at the end.

And I realize I may have been a killjoy. I'm not happy about killing anyone's fun. I didn't say "I don't mean to be a killjoy, but. . ." I said I hate doing it. I do. But I don't let hating things stop me from doing them or the toilet would never get cleaned.

The first two that you listed bother the snot out of me.

But a complete list of all the phrases and misuses that drive me crazy would take up The Internet.

But I could care less about them.

No.

NO.

NO!

Do not listen to Eddy. He obviously does not know what he's talking about.

Ignore her.

Listen to Bill Hicks:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0k96hDQf7s

It's true: chicks dig jerks.

My uncle had the whole Eddings' library when I was growing up. I inherited a ton of his books when my uncle moved and didn't want to take them. I've never read any of them, but I was thinking of taking them out storage.

I'm not all that impressed with David Eddings. I just finished Castle of Wizardry and after I read the fifth one, I doubt I'll bother with any of his other books.

Chicks do dig jerks, my daughter is proof of that. That doesn't mean you can't save this one from taking that path, Wade.

I think of THIS COMMERCIAL whenever I hear of people talking about girls liking bad boys. The brunette (Who has probably the ugliest profile EVER) makes me want to punch her in the face. Watch it and the way she is disgusted by the notion of a guy who isn't "HOT" and tell me you don't feel the same way. The same vapid shallow shell of a person (yes, I know this is just a commercial) demands that he has to have a dark side. What's wrong witht the sensitive guy?

This has been SLVRSR4 on his soapbox sticking up for the "Less than Hot" but sensitive guys everywhere. Thank you.

Sounds like a Yogi-ism.

That was funny as hell! "She's intrigued by my indifference." HA!

I remember the first time I saw this firsthand. A lady I worked with dated the sweetest guy (the father of her baby) but she ended up leaving him for some guy that hit her. She would constantly say she never knew why she left. I read somewhere that they say energy is energy, positive or negative, and will keep two people together even in a bad relationship.

Regardless, it is this song to a tee!

Now excuse me whilst I Google Herschell Gordon Lewis...

And this is part of the reason why I don't even bother with romantic relationships.

I go through the Belgariad/Mallorean pretty religiously and dip into the Sparhawk stuff every now and then.

I'm going to jump into the Dreamers series and finish it this time. Last time I kinda got distracted mid-way through. <_<

Are you going to become a regular around her Jack? That would be awesome! We'd love to have you!

Go to put this up so I don't forget it.