Girlfriend made me vegan chorizo once. Tasted amazing, and I don't even like Mexican food!

Because our last one was infested.

Discuss: The merits of Bacon Jam over most religions.

How do you make a vegan version of something made out of "whatever's left of the pig after we remove all the pork, bacon and ham"?

I guess it's all about the spices and some firm tofu?

Bacon Jam? I am really curious what this is. And terrified.

I appreciate your organization skills.

Religions warp altruistic ideals. Bacon is love.

The last few TLC threads were confusing and were lacking gravy. Please feel free to post your thoughts on the years before the Post Apocalypse here. What does the ROC say?

the roc says caw caw

TLC has never been against the realms.

We should seek by all means in our power to avoid mod warnings, by analysing possible causes, by trying to remove them, by discussion in a spirit of collaboration and good will.

I believe this thread shall secure peace in our time.

And peace through gravy. However, not burgers or pizza. The poll to determine the realms' preference was removed. I blame Muncho.

We didn't care about Czechoslovakia anyway.

Do they have Chorizo in Czechoslovakia?

Why aren't we allowed to spread our brilliantly colored tentacles throughout the realms? Oppression at it's finest and by finest I mean most heinous.