CL posting about an ugly baby killed the thread, or was it the baby?

Are any of you scared of both Spiders and Clowns? If so, which of the two is scarier to you?

CLOWNS ARE MADE OF NIGHTMARES.

Much like wet sloths.

Wife went away for the weekend and I thought I would have some amazing dinner because she is gone. I am too lazy and more over cheap to get delivery pizza. Papa johns isn't worth it that much.

Do any of you guys have good delivery pizza near you?

I have a pizza place rather close to me, but I don't have them deliver. I always go to pick it up. Verrazano FTW!

It was going to cost about $15 (tip included) to get Papa Johns so it was not worth it in my mind. Instead I found these blueberry sausages in the freezer. Good sausages but did not taste the blueberry.

I got dinner lined up tonight. I grabbed a T-bone out of the freezer last night and this morning I heavily steak seasoned the fattiest parts. I do this to remove moisture and it makes those fatty parts crispy so when you bite into it the consistency is much more palatable.

Please join me for the next episode of Chef Clix as I have a special guest AQ talk about the best way to cook for mice.

Here ya go!
https://youtu.be/6fFSKCQtZYg

NSFW maybe
https://goo.gl/images/poZWey

Maybe... Thread killer definitely.

That is...disturbing. There is no possible advantage for that image in the whole "natural selection results from beneficial differences immediately in a population being at a competitive advantage" idea. WTF does a creepy happy face spider have going for it when it wants to knock up lady spiders!?

It makes the face do impressions.

Do not knock it, even you managed to breed...

And we know he didn't impress anyone with his primal hunting skills.