Given your Body score, I don't think he can.

I might be able to since he's currently being attacked by something else and is on the ground.
And has no weapons.

I have my hat! I could change my action to throw it at you to cut off your legs at the kneecaps!

You tried that already against the monsters, and all the hat did was smell of urine.

Actually it knocked off/killed Headcrabs...you need to read the write-ups -_-; I even got XP then...

It didn't kill anything, you knocked the crab off which then used your hat as a new home.

Then you were attacked by two other creatures for not paying attention to them.

So yeah, very useful.

So what happens if Wade actually does fight off the Zombie and avoids becoming our enemy?

Well, he headbutts his foes while laying on the ground clutching his urine-soaked hat.

We can survive without him.

Some things never change, I see.

Just an fyi, there's roughly a 0% chance of the headcrab turning Wade into a zombie.

Roughly.

But rounded up, that's 1%.

And a chance we can't afford to take.

Speaking of crazies, I just stumbled upon this while compiling the new mafia outcome thread.

Just quickly checking on here.

I'm not sure what to do at this point, so I'll carry the priest over to the hole in the fence, and attempt to help him through it. (Body)

Sure would have been nice if someone (Pax) had just held the lever that opens the gates so I wouldn't have had to go through this whole mess.

I'll compile actions tomorrow.

Jawa, still keeping wary for attacks, attempts to open the barrels, but finds them all rusted shut.

Wade thinks to himself, "Hey, it would be a really good idea to headbutt this guy. that would be great." Yes indeed, he thinks about doing it, one might even say he went through all the motions in his mind. The only problem is, headbutting requires quite a bit more than thinking. So despite thinking about it quite hard, Wade does not attack the zombie. The zombie clubs him about the head.

Stranger, seeing Wade being attacked by a member of the undead, rushes forward, and swings downward upon Wade with the crowbar and the wrench. He still hasn't gotten used to duel wielding though. Through some strange happenstance, he misses Wade completely, and strikes the zombie square in the noggin with both his weapons, killing it. Stranger wisely pretends this was his intent all along.

Sky grabs the priest under the arms and tries to drag him to the hole in the gate. He grunts, but finds himself unable to budge him. Sky begins to curse not going to the gym more often.

Pax approaches the priest. "Hey man, you aren't looking so good. You seem like you're dying."

The priest smiles weakly. "Hopelessness on my part. With no aid, surrounded by these creatures, and wounded as I am, I feared my time had come to an end. But with your help, I can return to the church and begin to tend to my wounds."

Pax shakes his head. "No man, you are definitely dying. You should give me anything you have that could help me."

"I can give you only my prayers, and my hopes that you will aid me."

Pax gives the priest a look. "And?"

The priest makes a noise that is somewhere between a groan and a sigh and says, "Fine. Take this. You need it more than I." He than hands Pax a small golden crucifix.


One zombie remains, but because the mod was inexperienced, and had too many opponents to start with, the zombie walks through one of the fires in an attempt to attack Wade. He moans with pain, and then growls as he falls down dead.

Pax gets 1 XP. Stranger does not, because he failed his action to bash Wade, but I needed to move things along. You guys need to decide what you want to do. Will you bring the priest to the church, which is just beyond the graveyard, or will you go down the hole?