Wish Granted.

But due to outrageous costs of marketing and Marvel pulling legal action, the film is never released.

I wish I was the one true God of all existence.

Granted! the former god of all BOB, decides to retire and hands of hiss power to you. Drunk with power you destroy the world then recreated it and destroy it again, you keep doing this until you realize that your life has become a Jim Carey movie. Distraught you destroy yourself leaving everyone with no gods at all....

I Wish I had the power to dominate women mind and submit them to my will.

Granted.

Because you knopw about him/her/it, god smites you.

I wish people respected mah authoritah!

But sereously, are they turning JB into GL?

There are a few threads on realms about it its supposed to be a comedy..

Gimme a link.

Granted, but now you're seen through the eyes of people at an old folks home, who constantly ask you to change their Depends.

I wish the phone wouldn't ring, everytime I'm in the bathroom.

I wish Jack Black was not playing the Green Lantern.

seriously... this is too depressing to even find funny... could be worse, could be Dennis Rodman...

Well corrupt away... if possible

Jack Black is a funny guy. He has good music talents and I respect him. But in no way could he fit into green and black tights or want to.

Wish Granted

People respect your authoitye. But thats it. They make fun of you in your face.


I wish that no animal has ever been extinct, and that our planet adjusted in size accordingly to accomadate. That would be pretty

I wish I was pretty, oh so pretty.

granted... but your in beige.


HA!

I was beige already. What? Don't you think us beige people are good looking?

Granted. Except the earth's idea of how much space things need is a little different. The earth sprinks so that all organisms only have enough room to stand. You were also at the zoo, so you are packed tightly with the elephants after mexican food day.

I wish for more wishes.

Wish Granted

I wish to never be caught behind an elephant, when it rips out a fart.