Y'know, it would really suck to die today. Okay, it always sucks to die, but today would be worse. No one would mourn you - they would just think you were the subject of a really, really bad April Fool's Day joke.

College Girl: "Hi, dad. Is mom there? Put her on the phone."
Dad: "Honey, I'm sorry, but, your mom died this morning."
College Girl: "Not funny, dad. Just put mom on the phone."

<30 minutes later>

Dad: "For the last time your mother is effen dead!!!! Okay!!! Departed! Passed on to a better life! Vamoose! Zippo! Nil! Your mom is a "former person" now! Get it!"

Oh what the heck, a little acquired celebrity --You'd be the subject of talk around the Thanksgiving Day table for years. Years.

College Girl: "I wish mom were here today. I miss her on Thanksgiving."
Dad: "Remember when she died and <snickers>..."
College Girl: "Not funny dad."

Worst year ever was the Apr. 1 when HCR made a whole bunch of random words appear as pound signs, so it looked like everybody was using nasty words like ##### and #### and #### and #### and even the ones that aren't so bad, like jack###. Worst of all was the fact that every post was pretty well unreadable.

Yeah, that was a whole bunch of ####### ####. #### that. See you ####### the #### tomorrow.

Back in the late 80's Daryl Strawberry was admitted to rehab on April 1st. All the sports news that night had to tell people that it wasn't a joke.

-The Le

Yeah, well everybody dies. You're just hoping it's not today.

Yeah, after making these jokes I'm going to drive very carefully on my way home this evening.

Yeah? What are you going to do about the rest of the knuckleheads on the road?

I told one of my classes they had no homework for Easter, then gave them loads. I like April fools. But not for clix. Clix is a serious business.

I was kinda hoping NECA would leak the set list today, with the release being less than 2 weeks away now, as most of the day everyone would write it off as a fake

*Counts down until someone inevitably posts the opposing "The official I love April Fools Thread!!!"*

Oh my! Everyone ever is up? I hope he has HSS and is a duo fig

Hey guys, I really thought the hroclixworld.cm prank was very good and realistic.

I pity da fool.


we are only 33 minutes from April 2nd.


fools will be safe again.

I think it would be a GREAT charity event to sell tickets that will allow you to make a joke on april fools day on the realms. The only people who could post an April Fools thread would be the people who bought a ticket. Then I could justify April Fool's jokes on the realms- but not until. (I know... a stupid idea)