Sure, I'll play.

I won't narc you out buddy!

IN!!!!!!!!!

Heh. Ultimate Wolverine and Hulk should be masons who have a night action that causes the thread to close and never, ever open again, in spite of endless promises to do so.

I think that was the LOST dude, not Kevin.

Kevin is the one who gave Bullseye the scar on his forehead in The Target and then never finished it.

Amazingly, he did finish The Evil Men Do... barely.

Oh, yeah. That was Millar. Smith's thing was horribly delayed Spider-Man/Black Cat, which taught us that there's no such thing as a story that can't be punched up with a little bit of rape. So, yeah, maybe it would have been better if he hadn't finished that one.

Sign up!

I plan on getting screwed in this game in a very uncomfortable place.

Snooch to the nooch!

I'm in.

What, like the back of a Volkswagon?

Brenda?

Dick.

Mallrats is truly underrated....

So to be the 13th apostle or to be the guy hopelessly in love with the gay chick?

I can swing it.

One of the most underrated movies of my generation:

Which did you like better? Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?

Empire.

Blasphemy.

Empire had the better ending. Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader is his father, uh, Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets...

No time for love, Dr. Jones!

Okay just one more...

"My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star, were innocent victims when they were destroyed by the Rebels."

I love that both Family Guy: It's A Trap and Robot Chicken: Star Wars III both made contractor jokes in their shows. Clerks. Got. There. First.

well...okay then