Wow, phant really needs to go back to school.

I've noticed that when people tend to complain about common sense things not being taught in school but they should...they usually are taught in school. The kids who remember the lessons go on to higher education. The kids who don't work unskilled jobs where it becomes apparent they didn't grasp the education.

Red Kool-aide, standing by.

Also...gravy sauce?

How sad is my life is that I was anxious to find out...did Hoff finally win? Will there be a new LPC thread created by him? Did everyone bail, and the old thread is still open? Who will be the last poster?

It's just all so boring!

Boring? Well, how about a game? Whoever makes the last post wins the thread!

Currently, I'm winning.

Spamming to win the thread is supposed to be frowned upon.

I will win this thread!

I actually looked for the Mass Market clix today at the Saginaw Target and the Toys R Us. Momentarily was excited to see GotG single clix pouches hanging on a display at Target, but they were from the 1st movie! What a bunch of horse####.

What? It worked for Zimbabwe.

Also, for those keeping score at home, Palmer won the last four LPC threads in terms of post count.

The only stat that matters is Poster # 1000.

Yeah, I'm a little unsure on the call on this one. I won't count post 994 as part of the spam, because it was a response to phant's post. It wasn't in the middle of the night. Someone else was posting at the time, but then disappeared (phant). If he had just stuck around and posted once or twice in there, it wouldn't be an issue. He did post a few minutes later. He took a break to eat dinner, so he chose food over the thread! That's on him. Then the hoff came in like 30 minutes later to do the usual whining.

So, on the one hand, yeah it's kinda weak-sauce that CL posted 5 times in a row to win. However, pretty much anyone else (especially phant)(except hoff) could have been there to break up that HavenPage.

I'm rather surprised I posted that often! Thanks for the stats.

Yeah but you weren't around to hear all the grief CL gave bigbob about it when bigbob was the spammer. If I didn't have to hear about it for two weeks straight, I wouldn't be mentioning it now (and before... and once a day for the rest of this thread!).

Considering the amount you must have amassed by now,some birthday cake would be nice...or do you have something against sharing?
...and if you want to share a story/video or two,make them entertaining!

And we will hold you accountable to this.

These are the terms.

• BudPalmer must mention CL's hypocrisy, specifically pertaining to spamming an LPC thread in order to win it, at least once in this thread every day for the duration of this thread.
• A day will be defined as beginning at 12:00am EST and ending at 11:59pm EST.
• The duration of this thread is defined to be up to the point at which it contains 1,000 posts.
• The comment on the hypocrisy need not be its own post. It may be included in any other post made by BudPalmer.
• If the post which includes the comment for a specific day also includes a timestamp outside of that day's duration indicating an edit performed by BudPalmer, then that comment will be considered null and void for that day.
• One emergency lapse will be allowed. Use of this will allow other LPC posters free reign to ridicule BudPalmer in any ways they see fit.
• Failure on the part of BudPalmer to comply with these conditions will result in BudPalmer willingly submitting to CuriousLurker shaving BudPalmer's belly with a rusty razor. The use of shaving cream is optional and at the discretion of CuriousLurker.

CuriousLurker, please note the absence of a clause giving BudPalmer an out if the thread is locked.

Bud has his own EULA?