Wish granted

But we recieve this technology from aliens who procede to enslave us.

I wish I was the most popular man on earth.

Wish Granted.

You can never sleep or have a moment of privacy again, thank to all the fan clubs, stalkers and paparazzi who pester you every minute of the day.

I wish I had a million more wishes

Wish Granted

You have all 1 million wishes but must use them instantly. Because you really have no need for all million wishes you start wishing for things you don't need. After a verbal slip your wish becomes corrupted and you become the fan that was beaten on in the Pacers/Pistons game.

I wish I was indestructable.

Wish Granted.

You catch a cold and need an injection. But, thanks to being industructable, doctors cannot help you. You die of a case of the common cold.

I wish that the monkeys ruled the planet.

Wish Granted

You then find yourself wishing to a return to human rule after your local representative throws poo at you

Wish granted

You are now a slave who's job it is to clean a lowly govenor (Ahnold Swartzachimp's) toe nails.

I wish to be god.

Wish granted
You have the powers of god but without the knoledge of how to use them. You were also transported to the begining of time so you could make the world in YOUR image. You can't figure out how so you spen the rest of eternity completly alone.

I wish I could breath underwater.

wish granted.

you now have the ability to breath underwater.... but you lose the ability to breath air.
sadly you weren't underwater when you made the wish, and you suffocate.

i wish i always had exact change for every purchase.

Wish Granted.

Now however, you are so weighed down by all the change in your poskets, that you can't get to any stores.

I wish today was "Just Wear Your Underwear" Day

Wish Granted

When you made that wish a snow storm happened and you are now forever frozen in a contemporary art sculpture position of an Olympic athlete in his underwear.

I wish I can teleport anywhere I want, and know how to!

Wish granted

You can teleport anywhere and you know how to, you just don't feel like it

.....No Wish?

I wish I could start a nuclear war.

that would rock.:knockedou

Granted.

You start a nuculer war. The world is destroyed, but the radiation mutates you into an immortal, so your limbs drift through space forever until they are sucked into a black hole.

I wish I knew how many licks it took to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie pop.

wish granted

your new knowledge is so vast (ie: you know how many lickit takes of each person at anytime taking into account several hundred other varaibles) that it makes your head explode.

I wish my name was george.

Wish granted

Except your last name is Custer and you live on a Sioux reservation

I wish my computer (home one, not work) would stop seizing up and making me use foul language!