Never heard of this.

Never heard of this, either.

Do you mean, Santa Claus And His Old Lady?

I'm a Christmas music junkie, though I've become a bitter holiday person in general, and I'm not familiar with it. I think Ignatz is making crap up now.

I'm not bitter; I'm just a little tart.

No, other than that New York thing, I'm certain he's not making stuff up because all the stuff he got that you didn't was the stuff I was thinking of.

But there's still at least two more out there, although one is questionable in my mind.












The guys at Ski Patrol are never seeing this list if I have anything to do with it.

Now, since I got 40+ songs in the traditional sense, I'm going for the novelties.

I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas
All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
Christmas At Ground Zero
The Night Santa Went Crazy
The Hat I Got For Christmas Ees Too Beeg
I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas
Yingle Bells

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Ooh...sidetrack...another possible Havenfav: Mele Kalikimaka
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Sidetrack on the sidetrack...I want to write a sword & sandals genre Christmas movie: Melee Kalikimaka
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back on track....


Swiss Colony Beef Log
Dominick The Donkey
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Ho Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rum
Chrissy The Christmas Mouse
I'm Gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas
The Chipmunk Song

Again, just like Ignatz's list, you've got me questioning the classification.

I'd consider Nuttin', Two Front Teeth, and Chipmunk standard fare at this point while Ground Zero is a shoe-in.

There's another instructor at the ice rink. During the Holiday Program and the lead-up rehearsals, we greet each other by singing either "down in the workshop all the elves were making toys" or "Merry Christmas to you all; NOW YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"

I'm gonna have a field day with this list of yours and Youtube.

Swiss Colony Beef log may be my new favorite, and I haven't even listened to it yet.

And you still haven't gotten my favorite song.

Christmas Wrapping
Step Into Christmas
Last Christmas
Christmas Is The Time To Say I Love You
Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
Christmas Vacation
Nobody Ought To Be Alone On Christmas

Fear did a good Christmas song, what was it called again...........

That is beautiful.
Scale's much less of an issue for me than mechanics. It takes something like Star Trek ships being the same size as regular dudes to really jar me, and even that could be hand-waved away my saying they were Toyman's toys or something like that. (I personally wouldn't use ships with dudes, but I'm not gonna make a big deal of it if someone else does, though.)

I think the way Armada is handling it is probably the best option, because making it true to scale would eliminate some ships from ever being made (or at least being playable.) A sliding scale like what they're doing theoretically allows everything from starfighter squadrons all the way up to Super Star Destroyers and potentially even the Death Star itself.

And I think including fighters as squadrons rather than individual ships was a great (and probably necessary) move.
What did the racism comment come from? A discussion about how canon has alternated betweeen stormtroopers being not-clones, then clone, then not-clones again?
Does instrumental stuff like Trans-Siberian Orchestra's christmassy music count? Because while most Christmas music makes me grimace, I actually look forward to hearing them at this time of year.

Can we all at least agree that Christmas Shoes is the biggest Christmas music abomination and the second biggest overall musical abomination perpetuated upon mankind?
(The first is, obviously, Butterfly Kisses by the same douche bag.)

I have no idea what most of the songs you're talking about are, so I'll just assume they're terrible...

And I included Mistress for Christmas on my list just for you.

Christmas Time us Here is from the Peanuts special.

Choral, mellow happy music.

Two peculiarly Australian ones

santa never made it into darwin - Bill & Boyd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HYbgLcIz2s

and similarly
tojo - hoodoo gurus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HlGSdq3B6I

and a "normal" one
Six White Boomers - Wayfarers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv8UP9aPHjU

By the way, I couldn't name them off the top of my head yesterday, but I was listening to this on the way home, inspired by this thread:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%27Tis_...Straitjackets!

Two originals are Christmas Weekend and Christmas in Las Vegas

Let me just say that instrumental surf guitar is the *best* Christmas music. Mexican wrestling masks are icing.

Surf music is awesome, Los Straitjackets in particular are awesome!