Yep. And it's too bad, because it had some awesome stuff with it!

I'm wondering if our first characters might have been a little more powerful (right word?) compared to our second character.

Like I said, my new one is certainly not as beefy as my first was.

Could be a mistake, but could garner some sympathy. Especially if you're like gfish and TSP selling out Walu. Tells me that their new toons at least aren't that.

I assume Unaffiliated doesn't count on the factions. I think Morrscape but unsure definitively on a second. Maybe the Loch.

As for a lynch.

Jawa
cbob

If only because they have votes.

I forrrrrrrrgot I have a post rrrrrrrrrestrrrriction today. Thankfully Mrrrrr Strrrrrrrrrrrrrangerrrr was feeling forrrrrrrgiving. Apparrrrrrently somebody is a big Earrrrrrrtha Kitt fan.

(Actually, I wonderrrrrr if it was Weirrrrrd Stain giving out the rrrrrrrrestrrrictions. Firrrrrrrst gfish's Meows, now this.)

I'm afrrrrrrraid I don't believe you.

Bob, thank you. You reminded me that I have some chores to take care of.

There are big, big, big turds in the liter box. I am going to clean it now.



Immortal_Raven, I am putting you on doo doo duty next. You'll have to clean the liter box tomorrow.

event answers: Answer 1) a wealthy and married woman who just ate a he'll of a lot of beans.

Answer 2: legally purchase an old electric guitar, wide brimmed hat, some needles, and a harmonica. When the first guard goes to use the Ole men's room I shall stroll in to the holding facility wearing the hat, playing guitar, and with the needles hidden in the harmonica. Upon coming closer to the remaining guard I will allow him to wear my hat. Which I will pull down over his head before beating him with my guitar. Then I will play the harmonica while using the needles to pick the lock.

Nope.
Darn. I hope you still enjoy my answer
I'm so amused and so confused by this...

... and now I wonder if the SIZE of the turds was a new addition... and if that has anything to do with our murderous creepo with the horde of weird demon-goats.

The size was included for flavor. I was provided nothing related to the size of the contents in the liter box.

"Liter box" and the term "flavor" should probably never be used together.

I have reason to believe I was targeted by a baddie last night and would be willing to vote in that direction if anyone knew anything about that.

How convenient...

Vote: space Jawa

Event 2:

I will purchase an old-fashioned Jack In The Box that plays the strange old tune "Pop Goes The Weasel," and then hide behind the antique shop and just spin the handle, letting the little toy song drift to the ears of the guards, and I will never let the POP happen, which infuriates anyone listening to it psychologically, because they need the POP. While one is in the restroom, I will do this to draw the other one's attention, and when he turns the corner to investigate behind the shop, that's when he gets kicked in the gut, thus positioning him perfectly for the Stone Cold Stunner. Then, while he's unconscious, I will yell cuss words at his face anyway - words that make it abundantly clear where exactly the bottom line is.

As his pissing compatriot struggles to comport himself enough to find out what's going on, by the time he does so, I will have gotten into position to deliver an amazing high-cross-bodyblock onto him, slamming him into the ground, where I will then apply the Undertaker's patented triangle choke hold known as Hell's Gate until he blacks out. I will then drag him over to the first guard and put them in a compromising position, with one's hand in the other's pants, suggesting they were playing some elaborately fanciful grab-ass rather than their jobs, and all their excuses will be for naught. I check for surveillance and disable it if found, and then I go to the girl's cell with the keys I've stolen and set her free. I then go back to the antique shop and get a refund for the Jack In The Box because that thing is creepy. If I can only get store credit, I will then look for a toaster I can turn into a grenade launcher. Preferably one that has not been stabbed by teenage lady-hordes.

event 2 answer:

I purchase several small but dense items from the antiques store, sneak into the prison and use them to clog the jailers' toilet. I wait until they call a plumber and then knock him out, tie him up and take his place. I enter the jail with an overly large duffel bag stuffed with plumber's tools and ask them who they threw in the can this time. We share a slight laugh at the poor humor. I then proceed to further break the plumbing in such a way that causes the prison to fill with sewage and fumes, which given my high constitution and childhood upbringing near a waste treatment plant, I am unaffected by. The two guards are so disgusted by the smell and by wading through sewage that I suggest they wait outside while I fix the font of doodoo spewing out from the lavatory. Once they are clear of the cell block, I smash the lock with my plumber's wrench and have the woman contort to fit into my oversized duffel bag, leaving my tools in the cell in such a way as to spell out the words "Sorry about the mess". I calmly stroll out with the contraband and explain that I'll need special tools to finish the job, which I have back at my shop. I make a getaway in the plumber's van, untie him and leave a note saying "Sorry about the headwound, you should probably see a doctor because being unconscious for this long can have longstanding negative effects on your brain. Thanks again." The woman and I then make a run for the border and live our lives happily ever after far away from the justice we both probably deserve.

I anticipated more time to play this weekend.

I sent out a lot of girls every which way last night, so a lot of folks had a 15% chance at failure.

I would lynch colonialbob and skullbro. I would guess the Loch and Dragon City as being the most friendly factions, but I often get details confused.