Hey...

Hey!!

My alone time is not up for discussion on these forums. :speechles


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I mean, he knows who he is.

So Truffle is Monica Gellar?

Spouse was watching TMZ the other day and I was dying with laughter at the paparazzi that were shouting questions to Marlee Matlin.

This is true. BUT this alone is not enough... The Accent, the deep voice, and the whispering words with control, MUST come togeter with the hand of the male foreign Man pulling a lot of the Lady' hairs in a firm, strong and surprising way...

You have to know how to MELD her spine thought her ear in the right way...

Carlos, you have so many things to teach us.

Spine Thought! An all-original movie coming to SyFy this summer!

The misspilling is part of the charm.

My girlfriend's face always go red when I said "Toad" (in spanish sound like too-add) in front of people. She say that the way I say it is naming the beauty female intimate part...

Either I am not familiar with that particular part or that name for it.
But I wonder: Do you often find yourself in conversations where you have to say "Toad"?

Of course! So many! Some of them were...

-"why?! Why?! Kermit have a pig as girlfriend instead of a female toad??
-How many female toads a man must kiss before find a cute princess without brain?
-what do you think about the last Disney animated movie were they talk about the interracialanimalsex between a green male toad and an african american beautiful but not cute lady?
Etc, etc...

Psst. Carlos - those are primarily frogs, not toads.

That its Racist!

What in the world did I just read.

Great. Now Carlos is parodying himself. I have seen everything.

Don't know what you are talking about, those were real conversations.

I think Droppin just had his Carlos-Cherry broke!