We have been saying this for months now.

You're about to lose control and you think you like it?

My office is alledgedly 8-5. I tend to roll in around 9:15 and work to 6:15. It's great to beat the traffic.

I'm so excited!


This will be edited, I know it but will post it anyway, because I probably deserve whatever comes next.

I think I heard about that in the Dolly Parton movie.

As Bud will tell you, it's a way to make a living.

Sorry, 'mute. If the HUMOR pts aren't written in the post, you can't claim them.

Yeah, but it seems to me it's all taking and no giving.

Humor points are worthless. I want HavenPoints. Those can be traded-in for Mountain Dew.

Jeez, let's not hold anything back....

Just got back from Oz, the Great and Powerful. Entertaining in a fun, old-fashioned way. Though the 3 witches were just about the hottest possible human beings imaginable. Rachel Weisz is still one fine lady...
and that wind that tossed James Franco's balloon around? Man, it really blew.

What is the word of the day, today?

A few of my female coworkers are totally jealous of you.

Why did I have four bowls of oyster stew last night?

Bailiwick.