Wish granted

You now know the name of the owner of the zombie cat that is lapping up your blood, which is pouring out of you.
In the last few seconds of life you wish you could call and a lawyer and sue their zombie cat owning ###

I wish I had the power to stop the rampage of the transexual super-zombie cat, Mr/Mrs. Whiskers!

Granted.

You use the power, but the other guys get mad at you and beat you up. I film it and post it on the Internet.

I wish I had [Tennis] balls of steel.

Wish granted

But the "tennis" balls only get in your way, they stop you from jogging or doing any thing active. And your girlfriends toungue gets stuck to them one cold night as you are enjoying an intimate game of night "tennis" on the capmus, your Dean happens to be walking by when this happens and as he does not agree with any premarital touching of sporting equiptment you are expelled and forced to work as a line cook at sizzler for the rest of your life.

I Wish That we could all wear those all in one silver jumpsuits that old sci-fi movies claim we should be wearing by now.

Granted.

They're so tight, 89% of the male wearers experience shrinkage of the "Tennis Balls". The other 11% are too small to notice or care.

I wish I was James Bond.

Wish granted

You are now Roger Moore

I wish I could defeat everyone in hand to hand combat

Wish granted but everyone gets mad at you for beating them and it escalates until they pull out their "9 millis" and plug you infront of your grade 8 girlfriend.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish after ruining someone else's wish. I also wish i got 2 wishes.

Granted.

Some guy kicks you in the family jewels.

I wish it was Thanksgiving again.

Wish Granted, you can now make a wish without destroying someone elses wish. However you can't GRANT any more wishes on this thread because to grant a wish you have to DESTROY it, and you can't make any more wishes on this thread because to make the wish you have to grant someone elses.

As far as having two wishes goes, you already spent your wish, so no. Can't grant that one.

I wish I, a long haired, over feed, leaping Gnome, was the star of a holiwood movie.

"I wish it was Thanksgiving again."

Wish granted, it's thanksgiving again.... and again...... and AGAIN..... and AGAIN till the point that when they bring out the 5th turkey after a week of thanksgiving dinner you can't take it anymore and rush your mom who's walking in with the hefty bird and jab her in the eye with the electric carver. your wrestled to the ground by the rest of your family and after a speedy trail sent to the looney bin where they feed you turkey dinners every night and the only words you can speak are "GOOBLE GOOBLE GOOBLE GOOBLE GOOBLE GOOBLE GOOBLE GOOBLE"

I wish I was captain Kirk!

YOU ARE NOW CAPTIAN............KIRK!

Your replased by Pacard.

Or Picard. Whatever.

ANd Spock dies, and Khan ticks U off yada yada.

I wish half the "What if" comics were true.

Wish granted:

Now Marvel needs half of a "Crises" to set everything right, or at least right for the next six months.

I wish that everyone else's wish of seeing Namor as a pleasantly cool clix would come true.

wish granted!

the next set comes out, and in it is a perfect Namor who turns out to be a great piece! He's so good in fact that when ever anyone wants to play him on there team every one says "Cheese!" and will not even play against you. So you have a Namor, but no one to play against with him.

Like I said before, I wish I, an over feed long haired leaping Gnome, was the star of a Hollywood movie.

Wish granted...

Movie was made, screened, buried so deep, that it will never see the light of day. At least, until one of our ancesters discovers it, screens it, buries it once more and then places a bio-hazard sign over the dig site.

I wish everyone a KC Flash.

Wish granted

EVERYONE ON EARTH gets a KC Flash. Most people are perplexed and annoyed when a small plastic toy arrives in the mail unasked for.
The stunt costs Wizkids over 6 billion dollars, bankrupting them. As a result, no Namor figure is ever made.

I wish you could have more than one power in a slot for heroclix

Wish Granted

Now you are able to pile every power into one slot of each slot in HeroClix. But due to the immense burden of such power the plastic figures either 1)melt, 2)go insane and jump off the map, or 3)cannot do anything because it takes too much time for the players to decide which power to use.

I wish I had a new car.