They got the "shooting things" part right!

the beard was also very distracting.

That's part of Will Smith

a goatee would have been ok but the thick chinstrap...

A bold move.

Killed the thread

Man, I do not like sketch variants!

lets see if it works out for him.

I had to explain to a coworker that Matlock is a criminal defense attorney and that Columbo is a homicide detective and that, yes, there IS a difference.

And yet, you've never seen What's Happening!

He should not have watch The Happening over and over.

No HFCS? I'm in.

http://www.mountaindew.com/blacklabel/

Been a while since i've had a soda, let alone a mountain dew.

I may get fired today.

We are having a 90 minute meeting to discuss how to better use our time and to try and figure out why we are not getting projects accomplished on time.

This meeting will push me over 7 hours of official meetings this week.

I've noticed that our meeting count always rises as we get behind on stuff...