Order French fries, every time. That's what they call them there, and potatoes are great for you.

I thought they called them chunks!

They're called chips & your potato chips are our crisps.

Here's a French fry for you...possibly NSFW
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rc...03411206049628

OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

I'm all excited for the eclipse today....and TODAY is when it is cloudy and raining in Vegas. It rains here maybe 5 times a year.

You'll find a more creative way to blind yourself, don't worry!

This reminds me of the drive between Baltimore and DC. I'll take the 405 in L.A. during rush hour over that two-lane nonsense.

That is my driving...

News flash! That sucks!

Yeah that was my drive for a few weeks when I worked out of Fort Meade, and it was never a huge problem. Chicago sucked, and so did D.C. proper. Worst drivers ever? San Juan Puerto Rico.
Worst traffic- Chicago. Blecchh.

edit- I must admit that my commute to Meade and back usually avoided rush hours, so only a few times did I ever have to slow to a crawl/stop.

Never drove there. I win.

So I rotated about 110 kids out today for eclipse viewing, and amazingly, all of them used the viewing glasses properly, we got them all back, and no one did anything too stupid.

You left out Atlanta, inside the perimeter is a ####show

I got you here...
http://imgur.com/gallery/9pO9N