Granted.

Every day you smell like guano and have bruises from stumbling around in the dark.

I wish I had the power of cheese.

Wish granted.

Your kingdom over runned by rats and fat people.

I wish Galactus and Imperiex had a crossover fight.

Wish Granted

When the two bahemoths enter the same universe for the battle above all other battles, the ensuing battles spills over into the real world where all of creation is destoyed. After they realize they are literally the same thing, the make love and have ImperiGal, the female world eater

I wish I could be like Mike.

Wish granted.

You can jump high. But so high, you go in space. ImperiGal sees you and licks you(with out her tounge. she just rips you a new one. maybe shes jealous. I dont know.)


I wish Neotoys wouldve sent their cases waaaaay earlier.

Wish granted

They sent their toys back in time to 1608. Time travelling witch hunters are now on their way to now to kill the devilspawn who sent these figures from the Abyss. Do you smoke a lot? You sure do...but then you catch

I wish that people would try and add an ironic twist rather than simply killing the wisher and/or having monkey feces thrown at them

Wish granted, you are now a french lover.

I wish I didn't have chili last night.

Wish Granted
The ironic twist is that from now on, all monkey feces will be thrown at you instead.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tonight.

Wish granted, you slept in for the whole day, & got fired for not calling in the next day.

I wish I wasn't such an evil bastard.

Granted.

Your parents were married when they had you. You're just evil.

I wish I had big [tennis] balls.

Wish granted, you now have a pair of novelty Tennis balls the are 2' in diameter.

I wish this wasn't so easy.

Granted.

It's not easy. You give up. We hate you.

I wish I had the biggest [tennis] balls of them all.

Wish granted, you now have 20' in diameter novelty tennis balls.

I wish alot of these wishes actually did come true.

Why wasn't my wish corrupted?

Wish granted.

I get big [tennis] balls, Invader Zim goes back on the air, etc.
But, Galactus and Imperiex fight and it sucks and we hate it.

I wish I had more ammo.

Wish granted, you now have a hose connected from your Super Soaked water gun, to the Pacific ocean.

I wish I was eating.

Granted.

You're being force fed pig droppings and acid by the obese nudist (Now referred to as Fred).

I wish you would start corrupting my wishes.