That's awesome.
You actually had me going for a second there.

you got what you paid for ...

douches cost extra.

I don't know why you allow a mouse to give you an enema

Mice have little fingers, better than Bubba the dockworker using his big sausage fingers.

Just in case it wasn't clear: those are guitar cases. http://coffincase.com/

Isn't that a kids' book, "If You Give A Mouse An Enema"?

Also, I'm disappointed with the lack of output while I was gone. I had to endure seeing Corey Feldman, and I come back to this!

So my company has had people in over the last couple of months renovating the bathrooms in the building. For the last two weeks I've been stuck walking down an entire flight of steps to use the toilet. Today they announced that there was TP in the bathroom and we were OK to use the one on our floor now. I went in and sat down to do my business but before anything happened I saw that there was no toilet paper in the stall I had chosen. It turns out it was only in the 1st stall.

I felt like a superhero for noticing before I had to call any coworkers for help! GO me!

If I could remember to turn off my headlights, I'd rule the world!

If you scroll down there are plenty of thongy and busty "goth" models doing things like taking the guitar case to the pool

The site may not be SFW

sequel: "If you give a moose a wedgie".

OOF, no, not quite.

Vlad, I discovered this band that you may enjoy. Apparently there is this subgenre that is called Horror Surf. Basically it is surf music but "spooky" and have horror themes. Kind of like what The Misfits did with punk music.


'mute I can't wait to see the pics from this NAMM experience.

Where do you work, a convent?

Almost, I work for a private, not for profit hospital founded by 2 ultra conservative Jewish brothers.

Over 4 hours without a post.