That's utterly ridiculous!

Thawm and I are totally meant to be!

^-Example of shipping gone horribly wrong.

I've avoided reading this thread for a while now due to lack of time (and general lack of ability to digest internet posting-diarrhea). What's everyone chit-chatting about nowadays?

JackA is apparently pretending to have a phobia of platypuses.

They might be in league with the wood ducks.

Yeah, it's the stubborn part that bothers me.

Not your fault for observing it. My fault for having that trait.

I suppose, but it comes at a cost. I was a meek, nice boy when I was younger. Sometimes wish I had stayed that way.

I would not wish that hell upon Truffles. Sure, she'd get good eats out of the deal, but never knowing which Thawmus she was talking to? Having to watch for deadly leg sweeps? Keeping all of the red out of the house, so that the BULL doesn't get pissed off?

I've found that engagements with JKL end with heartbreak. He just suddenly vanishes for several months, and makes you wonder if he's still alive.

Hint hint, Jantern.

HINT.

From all your whining, it sounds like you share far less of your thoughts as "Adam" than you do as "Thawmus."

I told Stan to tell people where I was, approximately!

I'm intrigued. Elaborate?

I got all the shipping out of my head with hooking Alistair up with Commander Shepard.

The FEMALE one, thank you.

Female Shepard, that is. There isn't a female Alistair.

Thank goodness.

I hearby ship Ohgren with Shale, Truffle and a Drive Thru Daquiri Place (they exist!), and Thawmus with the Batman Symbol.

And you're either pretending you don't or have a severe reality problem.

They are vicious. They are evil. And they want to kill you.

Oh, the Space Marines always win. In the 40K book I have the sample battle at the beginning is won by Space Marines. The one on one unit combat example is then won by a Space Marine. The games tend to have campaigns that (initially at least) are only playable from the Space Marine perspective.

Space Marines are dumb and not green skinned. But they do win all the time.

I'd be more worried about all the other things in Australia that are trying to kill you. A kangaroo is more than capable of disemboweling you with its feet. And then a lot of very common spiders and snakes are incredibly venomous. And then there's emus, very aggressive birds. And great whites and salt water crocs. And the cuddly looking koala who will rip your face off.

Those animals are trying to kill you, sure. Australia's a big death trap.

But what of your SOUL? The platypus ain't eating blueberries out there.

Better things have tried.

Oh, and, thinking of you, Jack...