Actually, I think you're supposed to use that big sword-like thing they're giving to you.







Superman vs. Atom Man

I'll spend 5 points against Big Brain here.

Eh, it's not my fault that species is designed for stuff like that. Not to mention the fact that she started it.

Besides, Kirk pulled off that stuff all the time, and everyone calls him a hero these days... <_<

But on this mission, I'll spend a little to try to get through without another loss - 2 Skill points, please.

Doesn't everyone's?

Now I'm sorry I wrote your current mission as rescuing a baby princess rather than a grown one. A joke about you hitting on her would be perfect right now. :speechles

He could still work himself up over rescuing her, only to find out she's a baby.

No points spends I, says I!

Paperwork? Yaaawn...
I'll save my points for life and death situations. No points spent.

If you mess up the paperwork, you could end up inadvertently shipping photon torpedoes to a plague-stricken world and medicine to a ship about to battle the Klingons. THEN it'll be a life-and-death situation!!!

You know, this game just reinforces my idea that all players are inherently evil.

"Your mom needs a special plant in order to live! But if you try to retrieve it, you might die. What do you do?"

"Well, what happens if I don't get it?"

"Your mom dies."

"Well, I mean, do I lose levels or anything?"

"No, but your mom dies."

"I'll do nothing."

I will spend zero points. This shouldn't be that hard to solve. I definitely didn't do it. Stupid Vulcans with their logic and figuring out who is and isn't a Skrull... Which I definitely am not. *Goes to frame some unsuspecting Nausican*

Does your character get orphan bonuses in that event?

You say "life and death situation". I say "fun".
Anyone have a bucket of popcorn?

USS HORNET—(Heavy Cruiser)

An ancient and potentially powerful alien artifact is discovered on a newly-explored planet. While transporting the artifact via shuttle to Starbase 8, you are captured by Klingons. Escaping with the artifact won’t be easy.

50%
SP: 5%
DEATH

WHAT THE?!?!?! We Skrulls made this "weapon" as a letter opener!

But all the same it is Skrull property. And I shall still try to blow up your ship while escaping,
So I am spending 3 Skill Points, Making it 65%.

(Do any of you guys think I should put in more points?)

If you were reallly a Skrull, you wouldn't have gotten captured in the first place!!!!