You'll never win that way.

Is today the day?

If you mean Tuesday, then yes.

I just ####ing love Tuesday!

It is only my 6th favorite day.

I've never seen such devotion to a restaurant in a droid before.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, if that is what you are asking.

I believe he was asking if y'all could open the Secret Santa gifts today and just to torture him a bit longer (even though he knows what's in there - due to a packing error), I'll say you're OK to open at noon today. Don't forget to say thank you!

Better yet...let's push it back a little further.

Christmas in July!!!!

Yay! Is it noon yet?

Which time zone? I vote for UTC-10:00.

So are you going to open an unboxing thread or are we supposed to just post here and have things lost among the frivolity?

Frivolity?! I take offense to that and must insist you cross swords with Wade in a #### fight.

BudPalmer the pud balmer can slather up the winner.

either way maels wife will end up pregnant