I don't get this.

How do I live despite the fact that I don't wash my hands often enough and you think I must be choking on germs?

How do I live seeing germs as so prevalent and I must be some germaphobe?

You're going to have to give me more to go on before I can answer your question, Mr. Balmer.

You have to learn to speak Bud. It's an anagram. What he is really saying is "Uh, I love woody."

So, basically, you have, all this time, been picturing me as Rookwood from V For Vendetta?

That makes sense since I love Buzz Lightbeer.

You can catch a buzz from light beer?!?!?

Wuss!




(Technically speaking, the only requirement for a beer to be labeled as a light beer is a lighter color. Calories and alcohol content aren't any kind of requirement.)

I do now!!

I'm sorry I was kinda going for, "How do you find the time to live between coming up with all the situations you may come into contact with something germy?"

That was the second question!!

(I was going to type, "That was number two!" And then I remembered the subject matter AND that you were Pud Balmer.)

Wait. In your mind, do I have the cane or not?

(This IS a deal breaker, so choose wisely.)

Did I answer your question?

That was the first thing my mind went to when Haven said he urinates without touching his Johnson.

I had finally purged the image from my mind, and then you had to bring it back up...

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon and set it on the table.

The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters carry spoons in their pockets?" The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since we had that efficiency expert out; he determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."

The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?" The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same efficiency expert determined that we spend too much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string to pull out my penis, go, and return to work. Having never touched myself, there is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."

"Wait a minute," said the diner, "how do you get your penis back in your pants?" "Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/waiterjokes.html

New episode of Rebels--what do you think, Haven and anyone else that watches it?
I liked it so much that I watched it twice.

I wonder what the Venn Diagram of me, Downey, and Tony Stark looks like.

For taking my original post on the subject in the manner intended, Flanders wins the thread.









That gets him absolutely nothing but the knowledge that he's won the thread.