Wish granted

You have a Being John Malkovich like attachment. Unfortunately you develop a slavering fanboy attraction and continuously talk about the "real" James Munroe, pointing out to your friend that he is not THE James Munroe and talking about James Munroe non-stop

Eventually all your friends stop associating with you because you won't talk about anything else, because it seems that is all you know now.

By the way, are you talking about the 5th US President or someone else?

I wish had vast armies of loyal servants and huge armies at my beck and call

the 5th ofcoarse, ya filthy canuk

Granted.

You get an army of poorly trained weaponless obese nudists.

I wish it was May 6 so I could see the movie of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Thank you for clarifying that, Imperialist Running Dog!

I wish it was May 6 so I could see the movie of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

wish granted it's may 5th 2005, but the hitchhiker movie is pushed back a year.
unfortunatly after waiting again, you passed away on april 1st 2006.... after choking to death on a sock monkey... everyone thought it was a prank and no one helped you.

i wish i lived in japan (and spoke japanese

Granted.

You live in fictional Japan. Godzilla kills you.

I wish I had more real money that was more then $25.00 in amount and was legal U.S. currency.

Wish granted you now have all the money in the world, however without any curency left the rest of the world goes back to a barter system and you are left with a bunch of pretty but useless paper.

I wish that they made an NHL street game like the NFL street series.

Granted.

It's sold out. You don't get any. EVER!

I wish I had two tongues.

wish granted, you have one in your mouth and one grows behind your eye pushing the eyeball out. Ever wonder what the front of your brain tastes like?

I wish I had brownies that made shoes for me while I slept.

Granted.

Fred the Obese Nudist eats them then ####s shoes all over your bed.

I wish I had a dog that wasn't Mr. or Ms. Whiskers and didn't eat me or any part of me, and didn't dump or pee in my house or on my friends, relatives, or anyone else (except Kerric...o how I loathe him...).

um.... ok you have a dog....

a microscopic dog that lives in your ear and throws your balance off by running around on your ear drum.

his name is floppy.

i wish i could get anyone to do anything i wanted.

Granted.

You don't do it right. Fred the Obese Nudist gives you a lap dance.

I wish I had never created Fred the Obese Nudist.

wish grant

Instead you created Mrs./Mr. Whiskers the obese transexaul super-zobie nudist.

I fish Doctor Sues, Mister Rogers and Mother Teresa where still alive.