Exactly. Once I gain the obedience of this Goomba, it shall be the start of my own army of minions to aid us on our quest!

After all, six adventurers is good, but six adventurers back up by an army? That's even better!

*Rimshot*

I'm pretty sure two of them are pretty well already spoken for, though. The third is kind of out there somewhere beyond any kind of reasonable reach, and I have no idea who the fourth you're speaking of is.

But on the other hand, I think there's like six other non-koopa kingdoms around, and we've never been explicitly told that the kingdoms outside of the Mushroom kingdom lack princesses.

Though odds are they're all in other castles.

Boing! With a happy little binging sound and legs like rubbah, CharlesX leaps onto the regular bricks. (1 xp)

BOOOOOOOING! Boy Blunder jumps on top of a single, solitary block with a large ? on its sides He jumps so high that he accidentally hits his head on an invisible block! A large, green 1up mushroom pops out and lands neatly in Blunder's pocket. (1 xp, 1up mushroom) (Got a critical success vs Body of 10, lucky #%$#)

Jawa grunts and growls in a convincing impersonation of Bowser, the Koopa King. Initially the creature seems shaken by the voice of its master…but then it continues towards the left, snarling and drooling, its eyes suddenly swirling with white and black lines. .

Wade saunters past the creature, looking snazzy as he does it!



(modified the action so it was using Body for a physical activity and only had one keyword action)

Pax pretty much crushes the ? Block. A shiny coin falls into his hand!


JKLantern peers closely at the bricks.

You sense there’s mortar this than meets the eye. You also sense that the bricks probably have Body 10, Brains 0 (Dumb as Bricks), Shmooze 0.

ROUND 2! FIGHT!

The creature changes direction and snaps at Wade, furious at having been sauntered past!

It snags Wade's pants with its white fangs and growls ferociously.

(Wade has the Attribute: There's a Goomba on my pants! (-5 to Brains, Shmooze rolls) until the Goomba is offa him.

Your move, intrepid explorers.

CharlesX is atop some bricks. BoyBlunder is atop a question mark. Jawa is on the ground to the left of the creature, next to Pax and JKLantern who was peering at some bricks. Wade Wilson's posterior is being chewed by a Goomba. Keywords remain the same, save for the addition of eyes.

Everyone got 1 XP this round.

JKLantern


Body: 2
Brains: 6
Smarm: 4

Attribute: Improvised Cooking Lv. 1

1 XP

PaxZRake

Body - 7
Brains - 1
Smarm - 4

Attribute: Practices karate in inappropriate situations

1 XP
Shiny Coin

Wade Wilson

Body: 3
Brains: 2
Shmooze: 7


Attribute: Minimalist
There's a Goomba on my Pants! (- 5 to Brains, Shmooze until resolved)


Boy Blunder

Body: 4
Brains: 5
Smarm: 3

Attribute: Sensory processing disorder Type 1. (Specifically Hypersensitivity)

1 XP

1up mushroom

CharlesX

Body: 3
Brains: 4
Shmooze/Smarm: 5

Attribute: Encyclopedic memory of trivial and/or useless knowledge.

1 XP

Space Jawa

Body: 2
Brains: 5
Shmooze: 5

Attribute: Man of a Million-and-One Voices

1 XP

Oooh! A shiny!

Oh, Oh, I think it's about time we Moonsault the Goomba!

hmm...

Maybe a Shooting Star Press...

I could just go old school and jump on it's head.

Alright, before I break this thing, do you guys want to try and reason with it anymore? There's probably something we can do about the eyes.

EDIT: After clarification from JackA, I'm going to try the following instead...

I impersonate Bowser's Voice to order the brownish fungal creature to let go of Wade Wilson's posterior (Shmooze; Attribute: Man of a Million-and-One Voices). I'm both testing whether I actually can order the Goomba around and trying to get it to stop biting Wade in the butt.

Action Roll
3,6 (9 - Shmooze) + 4 (Attribute: Man of a Million-and-One Voices); 13 (18 with base Shmooze score)

Before I forget:

Artist's rendition of the Goomba's eyes

I'm going to jump on the brownish fungal creature's head! (Body)

Wah ha!

I need to find some time to practice my karate at some point. Now everyone else needs to loot the heck out of this area. More shinys!

I'm going to determine everything in the immediate area of value and take it (Brains).

6 Brains + Roll of 6 = 12

Jantern if you take my shiny I'm going to use you as a weapon next battle!

Hey, I don't plan on keeping all the shinies to myself. We're a team, which mean we ALL get loot. Precious, precious loot.

I will try to learn how to mimic the eyes! (Brains)

That changes things. Maybe instead of us trying to kill it I should try giving it orders.

Anyone up for us changing our relevant actions (if JackA allows it) and me trying to tell it to let go of Wade's buttocks?

I'm up for a Goomba Minion. Pax, you up for that? You could even theoretically use the Goomba as a weapon!

I'm more interested in PaxZRake's answer. He's the one prepared to jump on the things head.

Could I at least punch the Goomba in an attempt to get it to release it's grip on Wade's buttocks?

If I can order it to let go of Wade's pants, that would probably do more harm than good.