Wish Granted...

It gets so hot, the world melts.

I wish I had a pony.

Granted.

The pony bites you, kicks you, and ####s in your bed.

I wish I had a Kingdom Come Green Lantern Heroclick.

lol.

Wish Granted.

And like some wonderful dream, you go outside to find it raining Kingdom Come Green Lantern Heroclicks. Unfortunately you get ran over by a car...

I wish I was St-Dumas

Lame.
Lame.
Lame.

The world melts? PUH-LEEZE!

At least I had the sun go nova

I did not get my last wish (To paraphrase Caligula, I wish the world had but a single face I could slap some sense into, a single collar I could grab and a single butt I could kick)

Fine, you get your GL heroclick. You get the contents of the 4th click on his dial, to whit, 4 numbers and some colours. You do not get the base, the figure, flight stand or the rest of his clicks

Now, grant my $&@#ing wish

You are... Dumb@$$ (all in fun)

I wish I was not here.

Ok.

Wish Granted

But the wolrd melts,

I wish Big Soph was a monkey.

I have kept this thread going, hoping it would see 1000 posts, I provide thoughtful, non-faeces throwing wishes and I get mine ignored. Fine.

I am hijacking your wish. I am outta here

Wow. Were all so horribly depressed over your departure.

I didn't say capital, I said city. I'm in Winnipeg. That is a lot colder then Ottawa.

Anyone elce think it's funny that this is the same person. For someone who critisizes complainers, you sure do complain a lot.

LAME? How many times have you or some else made the sun go nova? Trying something new you broken record.

So you stop crying... wish granted..

It becomes a single huge face and you slap it. You hit a huge zit on its face and it bursts and drenches you. The huge face gets pissed and throws up on you... You find out the face recently finished eating 10 tons of elephant poop. You accidentally swallow some. :knockedou

I wish Canadians could spell Colour, Favourite and cheques correctly.

Wish Granted

Canadians now spell Colour, Favourite and cheques the American way. Instead of being peacemakers anymore, Canadians have become ferocious, gun-slinging, Texans who choke on preztels.

I wish that I could own my own number of highrise buildings so i could become a millionare off the profits.

Wish Granted.

You now have 20 highrise buildings and 100 fortune 500 companies have moved in. You have become a millionaire the first month. The next month all the buildings crash to the ground since you penny pinched with the builders and building materials. You find you signed a contract that says you would be responsible for any structual damage. All the people in the buildings die. You find your family and relatives were in one of the buildings since they were going to give you a surprise party. You get sued, lose everything and go to jail.

I wish that I could get a small part in the up and coming Superman movie where I get to say..'"Look, up in the sky,.. its a bird! its a plane... its Superman!"

Granted.

You get the part, and you meet the cast. They are jerks, and you feel miserable for knowing them. Your life is ruined.

I wish I could play drums.

Sweet! I got the part!

Wish Granted

You become the #1 heavy metal band drummer. Some crazy person on drugs goes to your concert in Ohio and then kills your band, some cops, some fans, and then himself. On your tombstone its says "The little drummer boy. He could play."

I wish I owned the Batmobile from the original Batman movie. "Chicks dig the car!"