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05/23/2014, 22:46

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Quote : Originally Posted by aqhoffman

Two funny stories today, neither of which involve sex or clix in any way, so I'm sorry about that.

Several sophomore and junior students had been rewarded by their Spanish teacher for being completed on all current assignments and let them hang out in the library while the rest of the class worked in the classroom. This rewarded group of kids was maybe 8 kids, with a jock, a cheerleader type, a couple brainy types, a shy art girl, and the biggest 'playa" in the high school among the group. They are all hanging out together, in a circle, with the class clown in the middle, wearing a sombrero. One girl is reading a book passage in a somber tone, while the rest are chanting and making weird, random gestures. They were practicing sacrificing. It was literally the funniest #### I've heard in months. They were having a blast, making up stuff on the fly, making fools of themselves, and pretty soon had me laughing. Evidently it was just time for someone to be sacrificed for good grades, a good crop, and for one kid to get a new Moped.
My favorite part was the big, goofy, warmhearted geeky kid saying that it was time to join with the spirit of Cthulhu. No one else knew who HP Lovecraft was, but after they were done, I showed him one of all time favorite websites. No one was actually sacrificed, but thankfully they all volunteered to serve as one.

This sounds like a Breakfast Club reboot.

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05/24/2014, 00:50

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Quote : Originally Posted by aqhoffman

Two funny stories today, both of which involve sex, so I'm sorry about that.

Several sophomore and junior students had been "rewarded" by their Spanish teacher for being completed on all current assignments and let them "hang out" in the "library" while the rest of the class worked in the classroom. This "rewarded" group of kids was maybe 8 kids, with a jock, a cheerleader type, a couple brainy types, a shy art girl, and the biggest 'playa" in the high school among the group. They are all hanging out together, in a circle, with the class clown in the middle, wearing a ########.

Story #2- Watching the last home softball game of the season, and I am sitting in the bleachers, easily 400 ft. from the team because of a restraining order, when I notice a dog staring at me. It took me a couple seconds to realize it was my dog! She had jumped the gate from the back of the van to the front, got up on the driver's seat, put the lotion in the basket, and walked past people, kids, and the entire ball diamond in order to find me in the seats behind home plate! It was sexy as hell.

You have had an interesting day, Wild Hoffbill.

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05/24/2014, 02:48

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I did. Right after you mentioned you hate the whole "gate" thing!

Thanks you. Murderbots have been dispatched.

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Excellent stories, aqhoffman13.

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In other words, it's all Vlad's fault.

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Though I'm pretty sure if we ever meet rl, you get a free junk shot on me.

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Vlad is neither good nor evil. He is simply Legal.

05/24/2014, 08:04

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aqhoffman13?!
I hate you guys!!!
dance LPC, dance!

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05/24/2014, 08:42

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Quote : Originally Posted by aqhoffman

aqhoffman13?!
I hate you guys!!!
dance LPC, dance!

I'm way too awkward to dance.

But if you truly hate us, then does that mean that you secretly ARE Haven? Very meta.

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05/24/2014, 09:07

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I can dance.

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05/24/2014, 09:30

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Mel storm, you can dance if you want to.
You can leave your friends behind.

Or in the case of Smudge...
You can leave your friend's behind.

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05/24/2014, 10:43

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Quote : Originally Posted by Harpua

I can dance.

Only if you want to. Don't worry about us, go ahead!

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I'm just a little tart.

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I'm a computer programmer for a stripper pole distributor.

05/24/2014, 10:45

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Only if you want to. Don't worry about us, go ahead!

Are you assuming I consider you a friend?

You abandoned us to poop while CL looked at my nipples and played Quarriors with me.

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05/24/2014, 11:50

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Quote : Originally Posted by Harpua

Are you assuming I consider you a friend?

You abandoned us to poop while CL looked at my nipples and played Quarriors with me.

Aw, baby, don't be like that.

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I'm just a little tart.

Quote : Originally Posted by Harpua

I'm a computer programmer for a stripper pole distributor.

05/24/2014, 13:47

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Quote : Originally Posted by Harpua

Are you assuming I consider you a friend?

You abandoned us to Quarriors while CL played with my nipples and looked at poop with me.

I wouldn't want to stick around for that either.

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In other words, it's all Vlad's fault.

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Though I'm pretty sure if we ever meet rl, you get a free junk shot on me.

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05/24/2014, 14:42

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Quote : Originally Posted by aqhoffman

Mel storm, you can dance if you want to.
You can leave your friends behind.

So I guess you guys can stay then.

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05/24/2014, 15:44

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Spent all day in my garden. My first jalapenos have appeared.

In 45 days I will have tomatoes, corn, cucumbers and a half dozen types of peppers.

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05/24/2014, 16:02

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So my toenail is officially gone. My boss stepped on my foot, and when I took off my shoe, the toenail almost came with it, so I just took it off the rest of the way. Now it looks like aqhoffman's face... if aqhoffman was a toenail, anyway.

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05/24/2014, 16:02

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Baby shower day! Holeeeee crap, did we get a ton of stuff. The reality is setting in even more!

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