Alright, I'm sick of the delays. I've been away from home since Thursday, and didn't have any dice. Again, I'm sorry, and hopefully we will be back on schedule soon.

Starting tomorrow.

Look on the bright side - at least you've avoided letting this game end all together.

there are dice online...

True, but this may or may not be the last world. I have a lot of great ideas for this one, and want to finish strong, but don't know where I would send you guys next.

The bright side is, I have a LOT of ideas, so this should last for a while. Also, I'm pretty much ok with you guys doing whatever you want story wise. Kill or sacrifice who you want.

Ugh, sorry about the further delay. I got sick again.

Clearly, there is a conspiracy working against you.

The thugs stalk you, fanning out, and putting up their dukes. Some choose to taunt or curse you, while others merely eye you warily. When two of their number advance menacingly, Smudge launches himself at them, bringing them to the floor, while causing the others to stumble back. Wade takes that as his signal and charges at the others, swinging his bat. His swing goes wide, taking him off balance, and allowing one of the standing thugs to sock him in the jaw.

The ghastly clown on the monitors is roaring with maniacal laughter, apparently greatly amused at the spectacle. Jawa, annoyed, powers his fist and gives each monitor a leaping uppercut. Both monitors are quickly reduced to a sparking wreck, and for a moment, there is silence (well, except for the sounds of the ongoing fight). Then, the PA system chimes into life, and the voice of the clown returns, now laughing louder, and more enthusiastically than before.

"Don't you morons know that televisions only work one way? If you were trying to keep me from watching your little show, your going to have to do a lot better than that! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Sky sets down the crown, and tucks the scepter into the back of his pants. Kneeling, he searches each guard, but other than stripping the dead men of their body armor and helmets, Sky doesn't find anything useful.

The two thugs not on the ground or fighting with Wade move in on Smudge and begin kicking him while he's down. The thug who struck Wade backs off and gives the bat a wide berth, but ready to attack again if he sees and opening.

Smudge and Jawa get XP

Woot I now have the scepter

Woops. Edit incoming. Should be Sky.

I'll put on a set of the guards body armor, and then try to disract the thug wade is fighting (Smarm)

Now wade, kick his ###.

I will kick the thugs ### (body)

I'll move in on the two thugs attacking Smudge with a Falcon-Punch (Falcon-Kick?) powered Cossack Dance. (Attribute; Body; Trait)

(EDIT: Added the trait to the list of things used)

You sure like using Cossack Dances to attack.

I will continue to fight the thugs I took down with me, using the dirtiest moves I can think of (eye-gouging, biting, pressure points, etc.) (brains)

Wouldn't that be body?