But if we're nuked, we will be extra golden!

And congrats on the promotion.

Just pretend like nothing will change, because most likely nothing will, if something does change there's nothing you can do to change it, smoke a lot of weed, hope you're in a weed state, don't talk to any foreign people ever again for fear of having to defend your jackass president.

Awesome news, congratulations!

Thanks guys.

And Mal, don't you mean extra crispy?

I suggest alcohol.

Merry Christmas folks. I've been super busy.

To-ma-to, To-mat-o.

And on that note, Merry Christmas!

Same. Congratz on the promotion Truffles.

Merry Christmas all.

And Happy Holidays.

Probably should have done this earlier with Hanukkah, ah well. Enjoy the season.

Had to get another musician eh 2016...

One of my favorites, too! Now we just gotta hope it's not a series of last minute cramming of, like, 20 or so celebs!

Damnit, only 53 years old.

Let's fast forward one week. 2017 has to be better, at least on this front...

Carrie Fisher, too.

Holy crap, 2016.

It knows it doesn't have much time left to murder everyone.

Expect a nuke on the 31st.

At this point, I'm just going to go ahead and blame this on the Cubs winning the Series. That century-plus drought was obviously keeping the Reaper in check and preventing all sorts of other unspeakable acts. Call it a glitch in the Matrix if you want - it's clearly the signal event in a year of wall-to-wall crap.

/cries

My heroes have left.