ReZourcemans reaction to this thread this morning.

*I wish ReZourceman lived closer*

Awww

*Are you trying to hide your feelings by saying you want me dead*

Heh heh

*Woman in bed stabby stab!*







I wish I lived in USA, so there was someone competitive and original for me to fight. (If i wanted to I could beat anyone at my venue..at heroclix...big headed : yes. The truth : yes)

Granted. You now live in the US.


Take it or leave it.


I wish I was blind.

Granted. Someone shoots a steaming hot nailgun into your eyes and your blind....but you still dont have superpowers.


I wish I was at Wizard World.

Granted.

You're the janitor. You only come in when everyone has left and taken their merchandise with them.

I wish I had bigger [tennis] balls.

...

Granted. Your tennis balls begin to grow in size and keep growing until they explode, taking your entire private "tennis" stock along with them. Now you're left with noting.


I wish I had theme music.

Granted. Instead of charging your normal rates, you just do it for free! (just kidding!)


I wish everyday was payday.

Granted. But now, you only make one cent per hour.

You didnt make a wish.

I wish I was as strong as Superman.

Granted. You become Supergirl and all the superhero boys begin to molest you.


I wish Cher was dead.

Wish granted. However, she becomes a zombie and stalks you, eventually eating you.


I wish I had the brains of Batman.

Wish granted. Unfortunately your skull cracks under the presure of having two brains in there.


I wish I could lose some weight.