SWEEEEEEEEET











....where the #### is the stage?!?

Throught that door...











...I swear....

Thats not a wish.

NONE of those are.

I wish this thread would stay on topic.

Granted.

Somehow the thread stays on topic yet it keeps drifting into beastiality wishes. Thinking that all these people cant be wrong, you try out beastiality. You get arrested.

I wish i had a delicous, perfect in every way Ice lolly....

Granted and you are in paradise while you eat it. You find out you are super allergice to it afterwards when you family jewels swell up to the size of watermelons and then explode.

I wish I could afford to own that 4 Million dollar house I just saw today in the Parade of Homes. It had a indoor basketball court in the attic, a movie theater, spa, workout room, and billiards room in the basement, an elevator, and was on a PGA golf course. It was incredible!

Granted.

You stole $4,000,000 from the bank of [your location]. You go to jail for life because life's a #####.

I wish for unlimited pizza's from any pizza chain.

Granted. However, you only can get the pizzas that no one else would buy. You now have a lifetime supply of day-old anchiovy pizzas.

I wish that I would get a break from work today.

Granted. Your boss lets you off 1 hour early so you have extra time to watch the ball game tonight. The Cardinals lose after 23 innings.

I wish I had ordered the halloween costumes earlier since all of the good costumes are sold out.

Granted.

You order the greatest halloween costume for $300.00. Unfortunately, some guy steals it.

I wish my eye didn't feel weird.

Granted, your eye is cured, however now you can see through the clothes of all men so they always appear naked. You remember right away that you have to go to a nursing home tonight and get very excited to try your new power out... Ick.

I wish I could find the person who stole my costume and turn him into the proper authorities.

Granted.

Your eye no longer feels wierd. Unfortunately, it now feels like a glass rod being shattered within your urethra.

I wish I had an AW map....

Damn you......

Granted.

You find the person who stole your costume, and you turn him into the proper authorities. Unfortunately, they immediately arrest you as you come back to your car, as you are naked as the day you were born.

I wish I had an AW map!!!

...rself for being so slow.

Granted. Everytime you play on it you lose. You go berserker and kill your family. You live out the rest of your days at a mental institution.

I wish someone would bail me out now that I have been arrested.

Granted


The guy who bails you out is the guy who you turned in. He escaped from his cell and is wearing the costume he stole from you. When you leave he kills you and glues the costume he was wearing to you and throws you into a dumster.

I wish I won the AW, Icons, FF, Legacy, MM, Unleashed, Ultimates, Universe, CM, CJ, Xplosion, CT, HT, and IC prerealses.