look at how much we are posting!

So CL goes to this sandwich place and every time he orders a sandwich, he asks for no mustard, stresses it, and every time they put mustard on his sandwich. So, not liking mustard, CL took steps to ensure he never got mustard again. He told the owner that his parents were killed in an accident with a mustard truck. When he had to identify the bodies, they were covered in mustard and now the smell brings him right back to that day. He's never gotten mustard after than and is pretty sure there's whispering whenever he goes in there now. Oh and his parents are very much alive and go to the same sandwich shop.

What a tweest!

I get what you're saying!

Spot on, brother!

Close enough!

Is that what you say when your friends tell you that the hot hooker you are eyeing is not a woman?

Someone should, so here it goes...

So biCL goes to this hotdog place and every time he orders a dog, he asks for no mustard, stresses it, and every time they put mustard on his dog anyway. So, stupidly hating mustard, biCL took steps to ensure he never got mustard again. He told the cooks that his parents were killed in an accident with a mustard truck on their way to a revival. When he had to identify the bodies, they were covered in mustard and now the smell brings him right back to that night. He never got mustard after that and he's pretty sure there's finger pointing whenever he goes in there now. Oh, and his parents are very much alive, and they go to the same hot dog shop at least 4 times a week.



Also, I like the excess red in the banner.

TL ; DR

Think Life; Doctor.


This just in, vlad is scared of deers. They throw attack him like shoguns and throw mountain dew at him. I think it's really that, as a vampire, he's scared of being stabbed with their antlers.

I would be in favour of this. Especially when so few figures get picked to be at the top.

Also, why does Bob get to be separated from his duo counterpart?

I don't think it's reserved for hot hookers. That seems a little stereotypical, don't you think?

Bud only likes the prettiest twinks.

Are deer antlers made of wood?

Does he throw the rest in Haven's van?