I have trained my bladder to post in here roughly every hour to end this charade.

It has unparalleled accuracy. Top tier bladder.

My lunch break is over, and it's time to see where we are. We aren't even to 980 yet? You guys are slacking. LET'S DO THIS!!

Mars here we come!

Jeeesh, you all are some slackers. I was worried I missed #1,000, but I could’ve taken another couple days off. Like a person should do if they have pinkeye.

Oh crap! Hoff is on to us! Quick, post about something random so he can come in here and give us an anecdote from the 90s that involves a hot chick that was interested in him.

HA ha ha
(filler)

Wrong decade, I think? Most hot women stories were in the ‘00s. I don’t have many from the ‘90s

Got my van stuck yesterday, about 3 feet off the back parking lot of the grocery store strip mall. The whole afternoon/early evening was a rolling cluster####, but ended well.

All the made up stories blend together, and I forget the decade.

In the meantime, I am off to see The Eternals. Maybe you can win while I'm at the movies.

I have unfortunately failed in the bladder training department. As I was thinking of what kind of crap to spam with, I realized I have to pee. Don't get too far ahead without me guys.

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You guys realize I was joking right? Where is everyone?

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I detest the 60 second post limit.

To be fair though, the 60 seconds hardly matter when you draw a blank on what to say.

I like this whole "nobody else is around to take the last post" thing. Let's keep it that way.