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1) One time while illegally camping in the New Jersey Pine Barrens, a plane dropped a load of dirt on me and my friends extinguishing our campfire.

2) Once while on the way to a Grateful Dead concert the driver of the car I was in played the "holding your breathe while driving through the tunnel game". He passed out behind the when and crashed into a truck shattering the rear window. The truck kept driving.

3) One time I got into a fist-fight at work with a guy who played football in college and spent the next week in the hospital. I lost my job sometime during my hospital visit.

Wait your turn!!!

I now declare it my turn! (You have to admit, it's a good list!)

Back off my turn fool!

I declare it to be the turn of Dave, my Sentient Laundry Pile.

Go ahead Dave. Take your time.

Jokes on you. My name is Dave.

No one likes mine?

Truth
Lie
Half-Truth?

(If I'm right go to Bud's. We have a backlog)

Nope, sorry.

Half truth
Lie
Truth???

Yes.

1. We were both staying the night in our friends dormroom, and shared a futon couch. She slept, I did not. Its hard to slumber when the person you are sharing a bed with not only tosses and turns, but curses in their sleep.

2. Never happened. Havn't even jumped out of a stopped one.

3. It was in the gym of my daycare (which I never went back to after). They made the mistake of giving me a certain food that makes me hyper (doesn't matter what, you wouldn't belive me). After lunch, we went to the gym, and they didn't keep careful enough watch on me. The walls were brick, with every third brick or some sticking out. Not enough for a normal person to climb, but it was like a shelf to me. I started climbing, and didn't stop. When they realized I was 12 feet up, they didn't know what to do. They told me to come down, but I said no because I didn't want to get in trouble. So they went and got my mom, who worked in the building. Eventually they talked me down, and everything was fine, except that she never trusted me with them again. I still like heights.

JackA's turn.

Bud's turn.

1. Lie
2. Half Truth
3. Truth, I may or may not remember you talking about this on here.

Wrong!!!!!!!!