You guys and your Sox.

I wish I had been alive to see Dan Brouthers.

I would love to see you all but have no desire for any GSX LE's. I got my Sentinals and a Frost giant and a few killers of mutants so I'm good. Oh and the Norbmobile and work won't let me get there.

I was enlisted.

Officers are commisioned. They get called "sir".

You want to respect me?

Dude, Duder, His Dudeness, El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

I wouldn't go quite that far back, but if I could use the Wayback Machine to watch a baseball team in action, it would be the 1919 White Sox (when they weren't fixing to lose).

A single player, in his prime, from the pre-Ruth "deadball era"? I'd want to watch Hal Chase, who, it's been written, may have been the greatest to ever play first base and also, possibly the most crooked. For a long time, whenever I'd meet an old baseball fan in his eighties or nineties, I'd want to know if he'd seen Chase play --- and how good he really was as a fielder. A couple seemed credible enough and confirmed what I'd read...but who knows?

Me too.

I HAD Verizon and couldn't stand them. (Long story, if you'd all like details, let me know.)

I've had AT&T ever since I switched and have never been near as unhappy with them.

Well, I am not a military man and am not from a military family, so I stand by my use of Sir as a sign of respect, your dudeness

Careful. There are other terms that start with the phonic "doo".

So I should yank her into a bathroom and switch tops with her?

Psssh! Wayback machine? 1919 White Sox? I'd go to any season in the past and bet large sums of money on all the outcomes of the games, put the winnings in an account, and come back to the current time. Then I could buy my favorite team.

No one has the opportunity to like cell phones as they don't exist anymore.

I knew a guy who worked for Motorola and he held onto his cell phone for a long time, eschewing digital phones until the network no longer supported his cell technology. I like it better because you can go all staticky without losing the call. Digital phones will just drop the call.

But he lost his service, like, five years ago.

Cell tech won't work with most services on new devices. Text messages, web access, and stuff like that run on digital.

And who the heck has a phone anymore?

Everyone has a device where phone calls are an option.

Wait, that's not the way it works. You can only go back as a watcher. Nix on that agent of action stuff.

And GAMBLING??? Who are you --- Meyer Wolfsheim??? Pete Rose???

Uh, a certain hanging judge named Kenesaw Mountain Landis would want to have a word with you, DS...

Fine. I'll invite Haven to join me in my box suite to watch my team play.

Speaking of which, I don't suppose I could get a copy of your avatar, could I? Because that image is too awesome not to want to have.

Assuming you're talking about my current one:

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Yes. Yes I am.

*saves*

I don't suppose it comes in a bigger size at all, does it?