Up your nose with a rubber hose, Horshack. At least my wife's wedding vows weren't "Baaaaaa!"

And you had your vows, where you promised to love and obey under pain of death.

Is the answer Easter??

I didn't know you'd met my wife...

Nah, just at times your humour reminds me of my boss's, and I've heard him say things about his own wife, whom I have met, and it's a bit of a running joke between us about her.
Basically, I point out she's a genius and he should listen to her more often. He'll say something or another against listening to her on whatever subject and I'll point out that if he told her that it'd be a chilly night for him on the sofa.

Well, my relationship with my wife isn't as frosty as your boss' seems to be. Ours is a partnership, but the whole who-wears-the-pants thing is a running joke with us, as it's so outdated.

There's a test to see if a man is ready for marriage; let's see how you do. Your boss gives you two tickets to a concert that has been sold out for months. Do you take your wife or your best friend?

Every so often, my birthday falls on Easter, or Good Friday. I wish they'd just nail that holiday down once and for all (apologies for the bad taste pun).

Oh ####, i am? no one has posted lately so it wasnt on my usercp. ok going there now!

Depends on what concert... if its (i dunno) Janis Joplin, take ur wife. if it Metallica, take your best friend. really depends on the attitude of your wife towards music...

Heh me too, go aries!!

Sorry, wrong answer.

Janis Joplin??? I can only imagine what the tickets to that concert would go for! Of course, the sound probably doesn't come in really great through a ouija board...

Well, with them it's also a bit of a joke. They actually share all the responsabilities and such. I think I'm the one who started them on the kick tho, as I mentioned an old saying, which says; "Wives lead two lives. Their own and their husbands". Between that and my telling her I thought she was a genius (she builds websites for various large companies, knows all of the html codes and such), they do have a bit of banter, but it's never frosty or harmful in any way. It's just "cute".


I'm not married, so I couldn't fail the test. However, if I were married, I'd take my wife, as she'd also be my best friend, so, I don't think I'd fail the test.

That's actually the correct answer: "My wife is my best friend." Well done.