shamelessly ripped off from another mesage board...
it's the corrupt-a-wish game.
someone makes a wish, then you come up with a funny way that that person's wish backfires.
then you wish and then the game continues on endlessly (or for a page or so before everyone gets sick of it).

here's an example....

person #1, "i wish i was immortal."

person #2, "wish granted. you are incapable of dying, and spend the rest of eternity at the center of the sun in incredible agony.
i wish i had a puppy."

i'll get us started.

i wish i had a ham sandwich

You did, it is now in your stomach, the ham was quite old however and so now you have a stomach ache.

I wish everyone always at least felt emotionally content, or some other emotion or group of emotions that they considered better than content.

Wish granted.

All humans now are content with there emotions. No one seeks love. marriage and birth rates plumet. in 100 years there will be no one left.


I wish I could go back in time and fix the mistakes I have made.

Wish granted.

You go back to when you were a kid and try to change your mistake. When you do this, you change the future and all of your future actions are erassed. Now, since you have no future, you are doomed to relive your aganizing childhood.

I wish that there was a cure for every major illness in the world.

Wish granted.

Your spelling error in your last post is not pointed out by an anal-retentive person and this causes a hole in the space time continuum since the anal-retentive person had to post this in order to inform you of the mistake. Uh-oh.

Good Job

Wish granted.

Now everyone is dead from the ultimate disease, auto-immune responses that attack the body and cannot be cured. Since everyone is dead, no more posts can be posted on this thread.

I wish people would realize I'm trying to end this thread.

wish granted.

but your failure to post a wish in your first post negates your wish. you are attacked by a pack of rabid geese.

i wish for world peace.

Granted. All weapons are destroyed. Our lack of defenses are observed by alien races, and we are forced into slavery by otherworldly beings.

I wish Invader Zim would come back for a fourth season.

Wish Granted.

Invader Zim corrupts all the children in the world to kill their parents and in doing so ends the human civilization.

I wish Gambit would get his own movie and it scores big at the box office.

Wish granted.

Gambit does so good with the box offices, all other movies don't make as much money. Lots of people lose their jobs, and the unemployment rate goes up. This is fun!

I wish my intelligence dwarfed that of the greatest of scientists (a.k.a. I wish is really friggen smart).

Wish granted.

You are friggin smart. Unfortunately, no one else is. Consequently, all invention stops. No new medicines, no new technology, nothing... The Earth returns to the Dark Ages as no one remembers how to repair the existing technologies.

I wish I won the Powerball lottery

Wish granted.

You won the Powerball lottery but your wife divorces you for half.

I wish that no one would ever backfire this wish.

Wish granted.

But after the Federal Government taxes the living daylights out of your winnings, you're left with a grand total of two cents.


Care to spend it?

I wish that there is going to be a Silver Sable LE.

Wish granted.

Silver Sable's le is horribly inaccurate and now the only LE in Mutant Mayhem.

I wish that no one can ever backfire this wish.

Wish granted, however instead of backfire, someones hears the words fire back and does so.....