Hey guys, did you know that Wizkids has <prepare to get rickroll'd> up?

Did you click the link? Hahahaha! I'm the height of wit and not annoying at all. Poisson d'Avril!

So what's the point of putting a Rickrolled link in a thread if you're going to warn people it's there?

Why, I have no idea what you're talking about. What rickroll? Clearly I'm linking to the newest Wizkids revelation and definitely not mocking all the stupid, obnoxious April Fool's threads that have already been posted and will continue to be posted throughout the day.

Oh. Gotcha. I think April Fools "preview" jokes are beyond pathetic...they always come up with something super cool and then we wish it really did exist! Heroclix world previewed a set of Marvel/Disney Heroclix...the Mr. Incredible looks exactly like the custom I made.
The Iron Man looks really cool. Too bad it's not real.

Ok...
People practically burnt me at the state for mine and this wasn't even funny. I don't get it it all

After getting tired of waiting for BatB to come out, I hopped in my trusty TARDIS, went forward to release day, and bought a few boosters. Now I need to warn the rest of you to save your money! Here's why:

*Bruce Wayne cannot be swapped for his costumed AE if there are any figures with Batman Enemy TA on the map.

*Shaggy Man is in the set, but all they did was take leftover Sasquatch figures and glue them to new dials.

*Clark Kent and Superman take penetrating poison damage if they come within 6 squares of Metallo, rendering AE Supes' Charge useless.

*In addition to the Nekron and Black Hand chase figures, there are also the top and bottom halves of Validus, and you need both of them for the figure to be legally playable. When he is, though, he clocks in at 305 points, has 12 range, and has a special power that combines Psychic Blast and Incapacitate.

*The paint jobs for the figures were done by elementary school students in Xi Wenghou, China, and Gizmo is far from the worst of the lot. There's a very real possibility you'll lose your lunch when you see some of them. I certainly did.

So I call 911 and tell them, "I think my wife is dead."
They say, "You 'think' you're wife is dead?"
I'm like, "Yeah, the sex is the same but the dishes are starting to pile up."

...er...well...it says "Super Lame Joke Thread" right in the title.

When I called 911 and told them my wife was dead they said, "Well sir, let's just make sure first." So I went in with my glock, pumped a couple rounds in her, returned to the phone and said, "Ok. I'm sure."

Two best 'Realms jokes of the day.

Where???

I mean:Where???

(yeah,, 10 characters minimun, so I had to use some Echo (not the amazing character and comic book, just the usual sound effect (...now I can´t stop writing! Damn you, limits!) here., which of course, is soundless, as words) so forgive me for a longer post than needed, Im not really at fault here, blame someone else, please, I bet you, really, I mean it, I´m serious about not blaming me, and all the while, I´m still waiting for a joke)

Two cowboys are sitting by the campfire. One of them howls and jumps up.

"What's wrong, Zeke?" says the other cowboy.

"I got bit in the butt by a rattler!" says Zeke.

"Don't worry," the other cowboy says. "I'll go ask the Doc what to do."

He rides into town and wakes up the Doc. After he explains the situation, the Doc nods.

"No problem," he says. "Just firmly press your lips to the affected area and inhale. You'll suck the venom out and he'll be fine."

The cowboy rides back.

"What'd the Doc say?"

"Zeke," the cowboy says, "you're gonna die."

An old prospector rides into town on his equally old mule. As he hitches the mule outside a saloon a young gunslinger on the porch calls out, "You ever danced, old man!"

The old mans grins, "No, but I always wanted to." Young gunslinger draws his guns, yells "Dance!" and starts shooting at the old man's feet. The old man danced like a flea on a hot griddle until the young gunslinger ran out of bullets.

The old prospector ignored the young gunslinger's laughs, returned to his mule, pulled out a double barreled shotgun. The young man tried to reload but was suddenly face-to-face with the old man's gun.

"You ever kiss a mule's butt," growled the old-timer.

"No," gulped the gunslinger, "...but I always wanted to."

A puppy walks into an old western bar and says...

"I'm lookin fer the man who shot my paw!"

What did the hat say to the hatrack?

"You stay here, I'll go on a head."