With apologies to Dr. Suess



I do not like tank drops and cheese,
I always lose at the marquees.

I do not like that "scoot and shoot"
I hate Maxims, Schmitts, and Marksmen to boot.

I hate the way those arty pogs stack
My mechs get shot from across the map!

I loved my Atlas oh so large...
Until he got wrecked by darn Arnis' charge!

"That Stormhammer Arty is oh-so-broken!"
I cry as he lays down another arty token.

That Swordsworn Balac with it's 16 inch range!
Infantry stopping a mech, now isn't that strange?

First turn strikers, I hated them too!
Until WizKids put out that last F.A.Q.

VTOLs and arty and transports... Oh my!
Combine them with Arnis and I just want to cry.

Fix this! Fix that! This game is a wreck!
I think I'll go back to Classic Battletech!




;) :classic:

ROFL......

But seriously, well done, and some valid points to boot.

I love it
Perfect 10

WOO HOO

I feel for you, i suffer from it to

10 out of 10. Very nice!

roflmao (rolling on floor laughing my a s s off) that is dam good! A+ very nice.

An enthusiastic thumbs up. Well done.

:grin:

I think you should improve on it a little bit by mixing it up a little. For example, all you have are two-line rhymes.

Why not make it more like "Sam, I am" or something?

But otherwise, 99%! :p

LOL. THAT was great. That's worth a fellowship prize. ;)

LOL Excellent!

LOL, Shakespeare incarnate. Someone should get all poems and other stuff like this written by fans and make a book of sorts. I'd buy it :).

Cool! *grins*

Very nice

Ahh my setements exactly, quite teh nice poem. And yeah I've been thinking about going back to CBT t least then i don't have to rely on a non-showing up BM to enjoy a game.

WELL DONE!!!

5 out of 5 stars;)

Who needs a Battlemaster ours is never there we run it by committee saves time and effort.
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