Well, I got bored, and started thinking, there's so many stupid/funny thing that I love about mage knight. So I figured I'd start a thread to post such funny things. Here's the deal. Read the last posted "oxymoron" and rate it, 1 to 10, and include the rating in your post, best one gets to have a spiffy title in there quote thuingy at the bottom of posts....forgot what that things called...lol...(bare with me, its 1:43am and i'm kinda messed up)

anyways, ill start:

The summoner doesn't have summon.

The Shyft Matriarch is asexual.

Pure energy (Solonavi) has mamory glands (Rack, Booty ect..)

Eazy apparently doesn't understand the meaning of his own middle name. The oxy must be throwing him off, although you'd think all of those used pads by his medicine cabinet would help.

You know, being mean is kinda fun! Maybe I should retire as a moderator and just take it Eazy for a while?

Summoner Smile! ;)

Hey, you better Summoner Smile when you talk to me like that, boy!

MK Oxymorons - Eazy is Easy. No, wait, that statement lacks oxy.

Okay, this thread has officially been hijacked.


...The game's artwork can't decide if Living Elementals are wood or stone! (look at the Rebellion art of them)

Eazy blinked. I win!

MK Oxymoron - Necropolis Titan

everyone hates the best figs.
everyone thinks the negative abilitys are bad, because there negative, that means there good ,right?

thorntusk is scary
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The Cursed Hag isn't Cursed

People start these threads about mk to take up time in thier life. (lol I have done it too so don't blow up on me!)

Orc Captain. A true oxymoron.

lol infinity, pyre sprit has the draconum symbol and mummy drac has mage spawn (I think mummy drac. traded pyre his draconum badge for some cheetoes)