The last time I went to Vegas, Josh Wiitanen, Jack Garrett, and I went to eat at some terrible Casino/steakhouse wanna be. I was sitting next to Jack (somehow, the seat didn't buckle under all that weight) and Josh was sitting opposite us.

"Hey look, all the 10k winners are on this side of the table" - Jack Garrett

Now Jack and I aren't the classiest people, so we basically make fun of Josh because he couldn't win a 10k, despite all of his success. Naturally, Josh would get furious whenever we brought up the subject, much to our delight.

What do we do now? Josh has won a 10k!!! To be honest, it'd be kinda weird if we had a trophy vs non trophy side of the table, as all three of us would be on the same side of the table now. How weird.

My question is twofold:

1) Who can I make fun of for not winning a 10k? It better be someone awesome at Vs, much like Josh. We can't start making fun of stubarnes, since you know, he hasn't actually won a game of Vs since PCIndy1. It's gotta be someone good.

2) Josh's name on our team forums is 10kQueen. Obviously that won't work anymore, so what should he change it to? 10kKing won't work, cause people might mistake him for Michael Jacob (or me!). Also the kK part of the name is really weird.

Adam Prosak

PS Everyone plays Koriand'r in Titans. Sorry Niles.

Mike Dalton and Ryan Jones are awesome. I don't think they've won any 10Ks?

i have a better solution than finding someone new. see what needs to happen is for everyone in the world besides josh to win 2 10k's. then josh is below the average 10k win again.

Win a PC. Then make fun of him because he hasn't...

I'll 2nd that motion.

I thought it was funny that he made so many top 8's, but kept ejac. prematurely. :(

So now as Loren has mentioned, the bar needs to be raised. 2 10k's sounds great.

Hell you could always make fun of me, I tend to do the dumbest things before a 10K (or even PC in the case of NY) and that's either not sleep the day before a 11+ round event or drive down with no sleep (in the case of 10K Orlando back in October).

Bleh, I don't know. There's always Ryan Jones I guess... How about Roy St. Clair (seriously)?

Dave Spears could work too

Maybe you should put all that energy put into creative naming into exercise.... Perhaps losing a "few" pounds as a result?

Re-reading that, I feel a bit harsh considering how decent of a guy you are ;(.

lol omg thats ####ed up

you can always make fun of everyone else that hasn't won a 10K. or just call Josh fat.....

LoL man adam you got burnt! are you gonna take this??
maybe now you should make fun of warran =p

What 10k? You don't remember any 10k. There was a 10k in San Francisco? When was it? You definitely don't remember hearing anything about it.

Man, you can't believe you missed a 10k. Damnit.
Why change it? All you need is a custom avatar of him holding the trophy wearing a frilly dress.

You could make fun of me. I don't mind.

That has already been done.









Often.

Wow Jason where have you been? This is the first time I've seen you post in months. Not that I've been to active...