Here's a fun little way to play when you and your friends have all played each others decks to death...

1. Get a hat. Preferably a top hat, for maximum debonaire. (Do not be fooled into thinking that just any recepticle will do.)

2. Get some slips of paper.

3. On each slip, write a Trick. A trick is essentially a temporary errata to the rules, such as "Start with 80 endurance." or "All characters have invulnerability.". Make your own, I'm not giving you any more. You need as many as possible.

4. Before the game starts, simply draw a trick out of the hat, and follow what it says during the game. Easy and fun. Draw more than one if you're feeling daring.

The winner gets to wear the top hat.

Maximum debonnaire FTW. Outstanding idea. The strange thing? I left my Longshot hat at home today, the first time this year. Some things cannot be explained by coincidence.

If that's not the definition of winning, I don't know what it is.

ever since it was deemed a crime against humanity for me to wear a hat (along with singing, dancing, and playing magic) I have reluctantly stopped.

Of course, if a top hat is not available, then alternatives must be considered. A fez perhaps? Or the bowler hat, brother of the top hat. What about the humble trilby? The adventurous fedora? The artistic beret? Or the noble and dignified deerstalker?

We use a pair of (used) women's panties.

Used? Or "UUUUUuuuuused"? You know the difference.

Really? 'Cause I just wear the woman. But it's more like wearing a feedbag rather than a hat...

Don't you have a problem with the little pieces of paper falling through the leg holes? Or do you do it with the woman inside? :)

Well, I suppose you could write on £1 notes...

Would it be so bad to have strippers at tournaments? Strippers with little slips of paper in thier underwear?

If that was the case then I would believe the old adage: It's not about winning, it's about taking small pieces of paper out of a womans panties... or something like that.

Strippers handing out match slips ftw.

I think that rule is backwards now.

what, you mean on ech trick you will find a piece of paper?

....we'll tell you when your older.