You're not nice!

*smack*

Back to your flaming paper bag.

That's it I'm taking your Wii back to the store. Video games apparently make YOU violent.

I don't own a Wii. The violence is all-natural.

I may have to pick these up for my Brother-In-Law...

I picked up the other two. The pocketbike one reminds me of Mario Kart. Only instead of Mario it has The King. Instead of Princess Peach it has a woman dressed in spandex. Instead of a horrible pink beast with a red bow that shoots eggs out of its gaping mouth vagina, it has Burger King employees.

...which is a pretty close approximation, when you think about it.

It's why I made it.

These last three posts just made a mess of my desk, when I spewed coffee everywhere. Thanks fellas, thanks a lot!

I was going for making it come out your nose and cause sinus damage. I'm sorry I missed my mark in searing your sinus's out. Other then that... might I refer your complaint to this.

:Holds up picture of gaping mouth vagina mario beast:

That lets you know about where you stand.

Another reason why you couldn't see this on the Wii is it was made by a company that took advantage of the fact that the X-box 360 is equiped with built in sofeware for making your own games. So you can make your own video games.

Hmmm, I think I should make HC Realms the video game. Instead of posting to the internet you play the game as lovable HCR Celebrity Carlosmucha and you have to seek out HCR members houses to share your bizarre opinions on the world. Boss fights woule be Ro-Gan, Kitsushel, and the uber boss fight would be Carlos vs. Azs.

OMG!

Let me guess..

The first level boss Ro_gan will be for proub the CM identity!
The Second Boss will be for women rights
and the final Boss fight will be for correct sp. english?

Carlos, all of your text in the game will be in Japanese. You know, because to give you readable text is against everything you believe in.