I'm pretty sure UDE has a clause in their rules that refers to "typical profparm behavior". I would site that =p

Yep, let's just "tag" jackass on there while we're at it :P

I'd imagine it would be quite not-fun to scream LEEERRROOY JEEENNKINS at the top of your lungs 86,320 times.

Are you kidding me? It's the most exhilarating thing ever.

Of course, my throat is so hoarse that it's actually begun to corrode through my neck.

Just to let people know the official response to thius sort of behaviour would both be that prof is being unsporting and is stalling.

There is no reason for him to repeat his loop at all he's just messing around and would receive appropriate penalties.

In response to your ruling,

"LEEEEEEEEROOOOOOY JENKINS!"

In response to Leeroy Jenkin's payment effect, before you get priority to rule it illegal,

"LEEEEEEEEROOOOOOY JENKINS!"

(What, you mean judges have the ability "split second"? ####!)