MWa ha ha ha ha. What little do you people know is that we are keeping tabs on this thread and making sure none of you will become a mod.

Jack Chick is such a liar! I got into D&D because of that pamphlet, and I've never found the book with the real spells in it! I'm beginning to think this stuff isn't Satanic at all! It didn't even offend my parents! I can't even make player's commit suicide by killing their characters, they're all like, "Cool, now I can try that new Wizard build I've been planning!"

Well, at least it scares the door-to-door Bible-thumpers away. That's something, right? : - )

The real killer (pun intended) is that it's about someone offing themselves because their D&D character died?

HELLO! Death in D&D is like rolling on the mild irritant table for most other RPG's.

"What seems to be the matter Moonleaf?"

"I think I'm coming down with a touch of Death, Dr. Cleric."

"Well it's Spring, there's a lot of it going around. Take 2 potions and don't swim for at least 24 hours."

Chick Tracts Call of Cthulhu, now you're talking!

This thread has been derailed; I think the answers of 'how to become a moderator' are sprinkled throughout.

Closed.