Okay, let's try this again.

Truth
Half Truth
Lie

1. truth (dorks!)
2. lie
3. half-truth (on the revival end of things - I think you're still dead!)

Nope, wrong again.


Technically I could consider this wrong, since I'm not a dork and am not actually dead, but I'll let it pass.

#1- Sadly true.
#2- My chem teacher knew me well enough to know that nitroglycerine and myself wouldn't make a good pair. I'm bad enough with firecrackers.
#3- I accidentally tripped and put my arm through a window. They made me wait half an hour at the hospital for stitches, and then the doctor told me I could've died if I'd waited much longer! But I didn't, and now I have a scar that looks like either a lizard or a TIE fighter with an exploding wing, depending on your point of view and your level of nerdliness.

Your honor, on the defendant's claim that he is not a dork, I present exhibit a:

Only a dork would think his scar looked like a tie fighter (or even bother to capitalize "TIE" for that matter).

And...



I rest my case.

Dude.

You HAVE to capitalize it.

It's an acronym for Twin Ion Engines.

I'm not a dork, I'm being accurate to the source material.















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To be fair, I had to go back and retype it in lower case before I posted.

You are, for comparing your scar to it in the first place.

Who's ever denied it?

Thread back on track!

So who goes next??

You.

Ya dork.

I got nothing. Someone else go.